Plecostomus
Commodore
...so is Guitar Nipple and most likely Flute Anus.   
Hunh. Guess I won't be getting my disability checks anymore.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7853564.stm
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			
Hunh. Guess I won't be getting my disability checks anymore.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7853564.stm
BBC News Reporter Person said:Elaine Murphy - now Baroness Murphy - dreamt up the painful complaint in the 1970s, sending a report to the British Medical Journal.
She came clean when the hoax resurfaced in the 2008 Christmas edition.
A BMJ spokesman said the inclusion and subsequent debunking of "cello scrotum" had "added to the gaiety of life".
The spoof was inspired by a similar report of a phenomenon called "guitar nipple", which happened when the edge of the guitar was pressed against the breast, causing irritation."
Best line in the whole article said:A spokesman for the BMJ said that, 34 years on, no-one faced the sack for failing to spot the implausible condition.
			
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