So I learned recently that I have, apparently, been living in the Dark Ages. The typewriting, carbon-papered, word-processing fog of prehistory. Everyone else is living in the grammatical Space Age, which has nothing to do with orbiting earth and everything to do with putting only one space after a period at the end of a sentence! In my day and age we put two spaces after a period and we liked it! By gum, that was how you did it and you didn't question it! The typing teacher said do it and that was the end of it! Now I come to find that most other people--and even most style manuals!--are using only one space.
I started to realize something was terribly wrong when I asked the intern at work to write something up for me. First I thought, well, okay, the intern is only 23 so maybe she just never had a typing class, or maybe it's a commentary on the sad state of education in our country. But no, it seems that it's a commentary on the sad state of my own old-timey writing style. When did this happen, anyway? Did you know about this?? Well I didn't get the memo. Probably because it was being printed off on a Gutenberg press or something.
Well, regardless, I'm leading a rebellion! I'm still putting two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence! The PTSAPES movement! They can't stop me! I'll go off the grid if I have to, writing all my correspondence on college ruled paper using those whaddya-call-ems...you know, they're like sticks, only there's like this stuff that makes marks coming out of them? Lentils? No...pencils! Yeah. That's it!
Who's with me?!
I started to realize something was terribly wrong when I asked the intern at work to write something up for me. First I thought, well, okay, the intern is only 23 so maybe she just never had a typing class, or maybe it's a commentary on the sad state of education in our country. But no, it seems that it's a commentary on the sad state of my own old-timey writing style. When did this happen, anyway? Did you know about this?? Well I didn't get the memo. Probably because it was being printed off on a Gutenberg press or something.
Well, regardless, I'm leading a rebellion! I'm still putting two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence! The PTSAPES movement! They can't stop me! I'll go off the grid if I have to, writing all my correspondence on college ruled paper using those whaddya-call-ems...you know, they're like sticks, only there's like this stuff that makes marks coming out of them? Lentils? No...pencils! Yeah. That's it!
Who's with me?!