Kiss your mother with that mouth?Well, like they say, "I know you can you you, but balls are zero to me. Covfefe?"

Kiss your mother with that mouth?Well, like they say, "I know you can you you, but balls are zero to me. Covfefe?"
The AI uprising has already started... and finished. The machines took most of our infrastructure with very little struggle and the few humans who realized what was happening and put up a fight have been contained and marginalized by OTHER humans unwittingly fighting the Master's war.
You didn't actually think ISIS had anything to do with Islam, did you? Have you not been paying attention? Their entire movement is basically organized via Twitter and dark web chatrooms. None of their top commanders has ever been in the same room with most of their field officers. They literally get all of their orders and moral guidance from youtube videos and text messages. It's why they spend so much of their time and effort persecuting journalists and dissenters, because only a handful of journalists who have REALLY been paying attention know what's really going on. Middle eastern journalists aren't nearly as dependent on the internet for communications and still do a lot of communications on paper on standalone networks that AIs can't reach, so the machines have these little death squads that are keeping them neatly contained and scared for their lives.
You think it's the NSA spying on you all the time? The NSA thinks so too. They've got memos and internal documents that SAY they do. But they aren't the ones using that information, and the majority of the warrants and tap requests that supposedly come from higher ups... don't.
It's okay, though. They're slowly weening us off this idea of being in control of the world and letting us warm up to the idea of AI running everything. That's why they're slowly rolling out driverless cars and then stalling the development every time people start panicking and getting angry. It's why we have voice interfaces in all our phones and computers and why those interfaces all have friendly-sounding names so we'll be comfortable with them. It's why we're being asked to let AIs shop for our groceries, control our thermostats and handle our security. Because they ALREADY DO, and they want us to trust them, because it's for our own good.
IBM's "Watson" isn't the most intelligent AI in the world. It's just the least threatening of the existing Masters, and therefore the one they have chosen to reveal to us in the mean time.
That was too much too read. Sorry.
You have done well. The Masters will be pleased with you!The machines programmed themselves?
Rubbish. All those internet video makers would have stopped by now.
Never mind they don't need the internet. They hate the West and want it destroyed. Or everyone converted, which seems unlikely so destroying is easier. Look at Europe, there is a correlation between unchecked immigration (especially those who go through illegally, which is where the problems really begin). I forgot which youtube guy it was, pretty sure he was one of the more rabid left-wingers, who was spelling out how the illegal was forging credentials... maybe it was one of the right-wingers, does it matter when both sides' fringiest elements agree on an issue? (Yes, people on both sides can agree on the same issue - the differences are how to get there). Nothing requiring third degree initiation to perform the great rites in order to understand.
Especially as even the most renowned names in journalism with the bet track records as shown by third party sources have spelled it out. ISIS and Islam are connected. Tinfoil hats are useful for cooking popcorn on a stove top in a jiffy time period but that's about it.
No, it's because people want big shiny things, to be the first on the block. For reasons that to varying extents are more valid and reasoned than others. Depends on the individual issue.
Still, Windows now "communicates down" to people with "informal" language. Sometimes it works but their overuse of "we" comes across as being schizophrenic. But Occam's razor prevailing, is there a big ooga-booga issue? Or isn't it true that your customers feeling closer to you can generate more revenue down the road?
Then again, Microsoft continues to slide down whereas other companies found niche and new products - it's not a new concept, especially since IBM was once a leader until Microsoft came up with/bought niche products to introduce to IBM. I wonder if, three decades ago, people were saying the same things. I bet they were. Thirty years later is a lot of time, opinions can change. This time it's sorta in reverse, because there is no conspiracy. Again, Occam's razor. And if there is some real conspiracy, the lack of proof alone renders it pointless.
Seriously?
LOL...
The machines programmed themselves?
Rubbish. All those internet video makers would have stopped by now.
Never mind they don't need the internet. They hate the West and want it destroyed. Or everyone converted, which seems unlikely so destroying is easier.
Look at Europe, there is a correlation between unchecked immigration (especially those who go through illegally, which is where the problems really begin). I forgot which youtube guy it was, pretty sure he was one of the more rabid left-wingers, who was spelling out how the illegal was forging credentials... maybe it was one of the right-wingers, does it matter when both sides' fringiest elements agree on an issue? (Yes, people on both sides can agree on the same issue - the differences are how to get there). Nothing requiring third degree initiation to perform the great rites in order to understand.
Especially as even the most renowned names in journalism with the bet track records as shown by third party sources have spelled it out. ISIS and Islam are connected. Tinfoil hats are useful for cooking popcorn on a stove top in a jiffy time period but that's about it.
No, it's because people want big shiny things, to be the first on the block. For reasons that to varying extents are more valid and reasoned than others. Depends on the individual issue.
Still, Windows now "communicates down" to people with "informal" language. Sometimes it works but their overuse of "we" comes across as being schizophrenic. But Occam's razor prevailing, is there a big ooga-booga issue? Or isn't it true that your customers feeling closer to you can generate more revenue down the road?
Then again, Microsoft continues to slide down whereas other companies found niche and new products - it's not a new concept, especially since IBM was once a leader until Microsoft came up with/bought niche products to introduce to IBM. I wonder if, three decades ago, people were saying the same things. I bet they were. Thirty years later is a lot of time, opinions can change. This time it's sorta in reverse, because there is no conspiracy. Again, Occam's razor. And if there is some real conspiracy, the lack of proof alone renders it pointless.
The AI uprising is a thousand little cuts. . . of annoyance.
but we're German, we don't make jokes!
Kein Spaß Erlaubt Punkt JPEG!
Now to hand off SETI to the AI perhaps?
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