alpha male contest!

[Temis the Vorta]

...at eonline.

I'm just mentioning this because of the unexpectedly hilarious matchups.

Dwight Schrute vs Dexter Morgan

Peter Petrelli vs Sam Winchester (slap fight!!!)

Peter Griffin vs. Jack Shepherd (if this were the anti-alpha-male contest, I'd be stumped)

The guy from Project Runway vs Vic Mackey.

And then there's the frustrating ones: Ben Linus vs Reaper's Satan and Sayid vs. Sylar in the first round!?! (So far Ben is beating the devil hands down.)

So who dya think will take top honors when it's down to Bill Adama vs Jack Bauer vs Jack Doneghy vs Peter Petrelli?

 

[Venardhi]

Sawyer is winning over Don Draper? Mentalist Guy over Adama? What the fuck is wrong with the world?

 

[auntiehill]

Ben Linus vs Reaper's Satan

How in the HELL can you judge that? They're BOTH the devil, for God's sake!

Argh. Begrudgingly, I'd go with Reaper's Devil, because he at least seems to really enjoy himself. Ben is a bug-eyed, creepy, fuck-with-your-head devil, while Reaper's Satan is a smooth-talking, smiling, well-dressed, joke-telling devil.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Sawyer is winning over Don Draper? Mentalist Guy over Adama? What the fuck is wrong with the world?

What logic are they using? Is it sheer bad-assery or "who would win in a fight"? In either case, Sawyer beats Draper and Adama would kick Mentalist Guy's ass, even without a flashlight.

I fear the votes are just going the boring "my favorite character" route. NOT the question at all!!!

 

[Hermiod]

The link isn't working for me, but if this is E!, I imagine it's more down to who is better looking.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Getcher votes in for Round Two!

What the frak, people! All the BSG guys have been eliminated? And Sayid took out Sylar, well ok, it could happen.

Chuck Bartowski vs Jack Shephard. It's a wuss fight! But Jack cannot be winning; Chuck at least has a little spy training under his belt.

That guy from Bones cannot beat Dexter Morgan, it's an outrage!

On the bright side, Sawyer is kicking Henry VIII's fat ass.