Aliens frame MIB head for bank robbery.

[gturner]

SALISBURY, Conn. -- Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been arrested for breaking into a Salisbury bank and carrying a firearm while intoxicated.

Connecticut state police said the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.

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If I was a cop and I saw the head of MIB in a bank with a revolver in the middle of the night, I'd call for backup and ask him where the alien was hiding!

 

[T'Baio]

Wow. That's...weird.

 

[Nardpuncher]

I guess Ron Geiss' retirement didn't turn out as planned.

That was a 30 Rock joke-attempt.

 

[Gertch]

Someone needs an intervention.

 

[Marc]

What did the cops say when they arrived?
"Well I guess that's Torn it".

 

[Roshi]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[JonathonWally]

He's always been a crazy bastard.

 

[Holdfast]

SALISBURY, Conn. -- Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been arrested for breaking into a Salisbury bank and carrying a firearm while intoxicated.

Connecticut state police said the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.

That's pretty goddamn awesome in a seriously fucked up way.

 

[jamestyler]

That's pretty goddamn awesome in a seriously fucked up way.

Agreed.

I have a mental picture in my head... and it is glorious.

 

[Kira's Mom]

SALISBURY, Conn. -- Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been arrested for breaking into a Salisbury bank and carrying a firearm while intoxicated.

Connecticut state police said the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.

That's pretty goddamn awesome in a seriously fucked up way.

Yeah. How drunk was he?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You all laugh now, but Frank and Jesse James had to make a few dry (no pun intended) runs before they realized that it's better to hold-up the bank when there are people there to uhh, hold-up and hand you the money.

I foresee a long career in bank robbery for Mr. Torn if he can find a designated getaway driver.

A mask might be a good idea too. Maybe a Gary Shandling mask.

 

[Captain Ice]

^From what I hear, Tommy Lee couldn't get the Ford POS to start.