Alcoholics in space?

[Maurice]

Check out this article. It's hilarious. Space: The Wino Frontier

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/05_02/5_02_space%20winos.html

Make no mistake—Captain Kirk and his crew were cowboys and they treated the universe like the Wild West. There was always...

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It's not necessary or a good idea to quote the full body of an article when you can just link to it.

 

[Nardpuncher]

We're lucky, I suppose, that we didn't see Kirk and company enjoying the cool, fresh taste of Pall Mall cigarettes after arriving back from a mission.

Joe, long and in the way, baby

Maybe everyone else already knew this...but I just noticed that the eyes in your avatar move!

 

[The Grim Ghost]

I do know that getting drunk once or twice is not alcoholism.

Do you, now? You're clearly willing to assume a good deal more than you know.

My god, you're right! Anybody who enjoys the occasional drink is an alcoholic!!!!!! You must be a lot of fun at a party.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I do know that getting drunk once or twice is not alcoholism.

Do you, now? You're clearly willing to assume a good deal more than you know.

My god, you're right! Anybody who enjoys the occasional drink is an alcoholic!!!!!! You must be a lot of fun at a party.

Dennis was a writer. You get alcoholism along with the union card.