about damn time the captions came back
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"Boop!"
Forrest: "You change your hair style?"
T'Pol: "It's still regulation. sir!"
Forrest: "I requested a Vulcan MIND Probe!"
Soval: "Sorry."
Forrest: "Is that a PLEDGE PIN on your uniform??!!"
Ferengi: "They're not even cute when they sleep."
"Something tells me I'd better get used to this."
"no u"
Hoshi gives a new meaning to "Turning the Captain on".
Soval: Don't look back.
snowman1701 said:
Hoshi gives a new meaning to "Turning the Captain on".
MeanJoePhaser
Admiral
"Oh, no, I'm not falling for that 'pull my finger' trick again."
"I need you, T'Pol. What is a Forrest without an elf?"
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Soval "I take it that the Elf line didn't work."
"Nothing like a good ol'fashioned smug-off."
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"This hew-mon is in some sort of 'quantum sleep.'"
"Must remember safe word."
One wonders why Vaughn Armstrong ranks this as his favorite episode of all time.
No, seriously, I haven't a clue why he'd enjoy this so much.
Gary Graham: "Gee, you got all the scenes with the scantily clad women. All I got was a lousy beard."
Forrest: "Do I make you nervous?"
Archer: "Sir!"
Forrest: "Sir, what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!"
Archer: "Sir, no, sir!"
Forrest: "How tall are you, Commander?"
Archer: "Sir, five foot nine, sir!"
Forrest: "Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?"
Archer: "Sir, no, sir!"
Forrest: "Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! Where in hell are you from anyway, Commander?"
Archer: "Sir, Texas, sir!"
Forrest: "Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Commander Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"
Ferengi: "Asleep on the job? Back home, we'd've fired his ass on the spot. Damn commies."
Archer *thinking*: Crap, I swallowed the key.
FORREST:"What the...?
Ambassador?!
Disgusting."
"My last lay had the same shirt."
Maxwell Forrest leads the Lollipop Guild and Hoshi Sato is the Wicked Witch of the West in The Starship Of Oz.
``Did someone set off a photon grenade in your hairdo, Commander?''
``It's still regulation, Admiral.''
Forrest: Two beers, bartender!
Soval: I'll take two beers too.
``Have you been sharpening your head?''
``It's still regulation, Admiral.''
Poor Archer ... thinks if he holds really still the episode won't see him and force him to be in it.
Three years after the cancellation a dazed and fatigued Scott Bakula is finally discovered to have handcuffed himself to the Enterprise men's locker room shower in protest.
SOVAL:"When we get to the ticket guy at the gate, slip him this fake I.D.
I know the girl inside. She's named T'Lar. She's kinda stiff at first but she'll wink and let us inside."
"I feel honored. I've never made love to a starship captain who's played supporting roles on several other TREK shows as well."
FORREST:"First...we take back our damned bridge. Arrest or execute Archer and his co-conspirators.
Second...we do something about your hair. I can't get and keep it hard if I have to go down on that."
"I asked T'Pol for some rough SAX. Not this. Last damned time I encourage a musical competition on a ship with people who are hard of hearing!"
Archer: I was sleeping on the bridge as usual when a malevolent and evil alien race came onboard.
Archer: They cuffed me. I was alone, against a vast and pitiless intellect. So I decided to -
Forrest: Nobody gives a damn about your problems, gazelle-boy! They want to hear about my quest to get laid.
Archer: Uh...
Forrest: What was that?
Archer: Sir! Yes sir! Did you get laid? - Sir!
Forrest: I was listening to another one of Soval's boring philosophical discourses when I decided, screw this, I'm finding me a woman.
Forrest: So I started carrying a rifle around for some reason. Chicks really dig it when you're hefting a big gun.
Forrest: And boy, did that get results!
Forrest: And what do you say to that?
Archer: Sir! I enjoyed that anecdote - Sir!
"You pick his pockets for valuables while I grope and feel him inappropriately..."
"Hey...my pockets are empty...what the...?!?!
And why is my butt sore?!?"
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