A way to make money…
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In the dark times, when things get really rough financially, online porn has always been a moneymaking lifeline for me.
I think I'd develop a spambot program to infiltrate internet forums and ask for advice on how to make money.
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Every day I send myself a dollar in the mail, and I only pay 50 cents for the stamp. In less than a year's time, I'll have doubled my money. Try that.
Glorious Opportunity To Get Rich!!! — We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon with 100,000 cats. Each cat will average 12 kittens a year. The cat skins will sell for 30 cents each. One hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a day. We figure a daily net profit of over $10,000. Now what shall we feed the cats? We will start a rat farm next door with 1,000,000 rats. The rats breed 12 times faster than the cats. So we will have four rats to feed each day to each cat. Now what shall we feed the rats? We will feed the rats the carcasses of the cats after they have been skinned. Now Get This! We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing!
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Serious answer, assuming you're not a spammer or spambot:
Look into your local temp agencies - Olsten Staffing, Kelly Services, Accustaff, Spherion, Manpower, etc - and tell them what sort of schedule you're looking for and what your skills are. Unless you have some bizarre requirements, and as long as you turn in decent work on assignments, you'll do alright.
Look into your local temp agencies - Olsten Staffing, Kelly Services, Accustaff, Spherion, Manpower, etc - and tell them what sort of schedule you're looking for and what your skills are. Unless you have some bizarre requirements, and as long as you turn in decent work on assignments, you'll do alright.
Spend less than you earn.
Invest the difference in an index fund regularly.
Enjoy the magic of compound interest.
Live stress free.
Has been known to work
Invest the difference in an index fund regularly.
Enjoy the magic of compound interest.
Live stress free.
Has been known to work
Raking:
Litterally. There's a guy here who puts a rake across his bicycle handle bars and rides around for hours and hours offering to rake people's yards for some money.
Give Blood:
Some places will pay you for blood, especially if you have a rare type or one in high demand. I don't, however, know how frequently you can give. I do know it won't be several times a month.
Porn:
Yes, if you are in shape or have a big package, you can make some money, a lot of money if good at it. Finding makers nearby and getting into it, that's a little harder.
Shoveling:
If you live in an area where it snows, you can go around offering to shovel people's walk-ways, driveways. I remember seeing a news video of a guy who did it and he was making a shocking amount of money each month; I don't recall the general amount.
Nude Modeling:
Some arts school and other similar places, will pay people to pose for a few hours while students draw you.
Sperm Donation:
Whackin' it for money.
Guenea Pig:
Some places will pay people money to run tests on them. But it can be risky sometimes.
Elance.com:
A website to offer bids for work people are needing help with. I gave up on it. People don't reply and you constantly get outbid by cheap online labor from overseas. Maybe you'll have better luck.
Craigslist.org:
Craigslist has two sections to offering what ever skills you have: Resumes and Services (this section may charge you to post). Likewise check the Gigs section in your town on Criagslist to find offers.
Temp Agencies:
Like suggested. But my experience is in this dessimated econoy, work is sparce and only people with highly in-demand skills are likely to get work and the rest of the time you end up with shitty temp jobs from places that have some kind of problem that keeps people from filling the jobs normally.
Sign Spinner:
Check with pizza places (or some tax service providers) like Little Caesars -- they pay people to stand outside and spins signs and wave.
Dog Walker:
Self explanitory. Door-to-door or Craigslist.
Babysitter:
Love kids and don't shake them like a British nanny? thyen this might be for you.
Cheater:
Offer to write people's papers for school or what not.
Advertising:
It's a long shot, but see if any local businesses will pay you to advertise on your car.
Litterally. There's a guy here who puts a rake across his bicycle handle bars and rides around for hours and hours offering to rake people's yards for some money.
Give Blood:
Some places will pay you for blood, especially if you have a rare type or one in high demand. I don't, however, know how frequently you can give. I do know it won't be several times a month.
Porn:
Yes, if you are in shape or have a big package, you can make some money, a lot of money if good at it. Finding makers nearby and getting into it, that's a little harder.
Shoveling:
If you live in an area where it snows, you can go around offering to shovel people's walk-ways, driveways. I remember seeing a news video of a guy who did it and he was making a shocking amount of money each month; I don't recall the general amount.
Nude Modeling:
Some arts school and other similar places, will pay people to pose for a few hours while students draw you.
Sperm Donation:
Whackin' it for money.
Guenea Pig:
Some places will pay people money to run tests on them. But it can be risky sometimes.
Elance.com:
A website to offer bids for work people are needing help with. I gave up on it. People don't reply and you constantly get outbid by cheap online labor from overseas. Maybe you'll have better luck.
Craigslist.org:
Craigslist has two sections to offering what ever skills you have: Resumes and Services (this section may charge you to post). Likewise check the Gigs section in your town on Criagslist to find offers.
Temp Agencies:
Like suggested. But my experience is in this dessimated econoy, work is sparce and only people with highly in-demand skills are likely to get work and the rest of the time you end up with shitty temp jobs from places that have some kind of problem that keeps people from filling the jobs normally.
Sign Spinner:
Check with pizza places (or some tax service providers) like Little Caesars -- they pay people to stand outside and spins signs and wave.
Dog Walker:
Self explanitory. Door-to-door or Craigslist.
Babysitter:
Love kids and don't shake them like a British nanny? thyen this might be for you.
Cheater:
Offer to write people's papers for school or what not.
Advertising:
It's a long shot, but see if any local businesses will pay you to advertise on your car.
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