A-Rod's Been Hypmo-tized!

[1001001]

What a great story....

Alex Rodriguez has been brainwashed by Madonna.

You can't make this stuff up.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8316254/Ex-Trainer:-A-Rod-brainwashed-by-kabbalah?MSNHPHMA

So many questions. Primarily, who still thinks Madonna is hot? What year is this anyway?

 

[Tom Servo]

Now if only Madonna could hypnotize him to hit with RISP and in the postseason....

 

[DontFeedPhil]

Man...G-A-Y-Rod has nuked the fridge...



I know hes not a film franchise...

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Slow news day, eh?

 

[1001001]

Slow news day, eh?

Hey man, this is important stuff.

Today, A-Rod. Tomorrow the world!

Madonna must be stopped.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

I'm not afraid of Madonna! I can take her on!

 

[1001001]

I'm not afraid of Madonna! I can take her on!

You fool! You foolish fool!

Don't underestimate the mind control powers of kabbalah.

 

[Deadpool]

Its a sad thing when your making over 20 million a year and the best you can do is bag a chick that is old enough to be your mother. A-Rod lost

 

[Neroon]

You know, I once heard someone describe Madonna as "Satan in drag".... and I'm beginning to think there's some merit in that.

 

[1001001]

Well, it appears Madonna's Kabbalah Mind Control has succeeded.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8319100/A-Rod's-wife-files-for-divorce-in-Miami?MSNHPHMA

Imagine the size of the check A-Rod is going to have to write.

 

[Neroon]

If you thought Kobe had to pay big-time......

 

[The Nth Doctor]

HA-Ha![/Nelson]

 

[Aragorn]

Slow news day, eh?

Slow news day? For the New York Post, this is their pinnacle of achievement.

 

[Rat Boy]

If you thought Kobe had to pay big-time......

Could be worse. Shaq could be rapping about A-Rod.

"Alex, how's my ass taste?"

 

[Aragorn]

Shaq wouldn't rap about A-Rod. Now Griffey, on the other hand...

 

[Jack Bauer]

What a great story....

Alex Rodriguez has been brainwashed by Madonna.

You can't make this stuff up.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8316254/Ex-Trainer:-A-Rod-brainwashed-by-kabbalah?MSNHPHMA

So many questions. Primarily, who still thinks Madonna is hot? What year is this anyway?

Was she ever hot? I never found her to be so.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I'd do her. Not that she'd offer.

 

[The Lady Eve]

Check out the front pages of today's NY Daily News and NY Post. The silly season is upon us and it's going to be a long, hot summer.

Revenge! Man Eater!