A problem with Captain Janeway

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by The Overlord, Feb 19, 2013.

  1. oldtrekkie

    oldtrekkie Captain Red Shirt

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    Whatever happened to the Spanish branch of the Picards?
     
  2. Oddish

    Oddish Rear Admiral Commodore

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    There are people with my last name everywhere. Eight in the phone book alone, last time I checked. But I'm the last of our particular branch capable of spreading the name and bloodline. And that's what I say when I say that there will me no more M__________'s. Picard is essentially saying the same thing: his branch of the Picard family will be extinct when he passes.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Wow.

    So you're like totally related to Maradona the footballer?

    That's awesome.

    My mother didn't marry, and my father was lazy.

    I have her maiden surname.

    At an extended family reunion, over 500 people turned up, and there was this old lady asking the men if they wanted to change their name to "Spencer" because there wasn't enough of them left.

    Some what desperate.

    I have a theory about the Picards.

    If there's no money, and no personal property, why do the Picards "own" a winery, and why is Rene identical to Young Picard from TNG Rascals (It's the same actor.) ?

    I think they are clones, and these clones are the winery as much as the lumber that makes the house, which is a heritage museum more so than a winery.

    Like those robots from Chucky Cheese or the Hall of Presidents from Disney World.

    The real Picards died out Generations ago.

    Thing I noticed about this detour...

    The finest problem with Captain Janeway, is that she is not Picard.
     
  4. Oddish

    Oddish Rear Admiral Commodore

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    The REAL clones are on Pokémon. How many Joys and Jennies now?

    Janeway's not Picard. She's more a crazy mix of Kirk, Picard, Albert Einstein, Captain Ahab, John J. Rambo, Katherine Hepburn, and your chocolate chip cookie baking mom.
     
  5. USS Firefly

    USS Firefly Commodore Commodore

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    My wife was the last with her family last name. When we married she took my last name and I heard later that her grandmother was offended that I didn't take their last name.
     
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  6. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That is a charming typo. :)
     
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  7. USS Firefly

    USS Firefly Commodore Commodore

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    Stupid auto correct
     
  8. Charles Phipps

    Charles Phipps Commodore Commodore

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    Voyager seems to have had a serious fight over who Janeway was supposed to be with Jeri Taylor in particular having ideas that clashed with the others.
     
  9. suarezguy

    suarezguy Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    And notably from "Scorpion," until Janeway decides to ally, the Borg are as close to pure evil as it comes, then Janeway says to form an alliance, Paris is initially puzzled (not really objecting just puzzled) then after the meeting everyone except Chakotay is thinking it can work and has no objections.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Good and evil are a choice.

    Free will means you chose one.

    The Borg don't have free will.

    They stick to their agenda and do what they must to achieve it, no matter the consequences.

    No choice.

    No free will.

    Can't be evil.

    Are they assholes?

    Totally.
     
  11. Oddish

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