A J. J. TNG movie (joke thread)

[Small White Car]

(I know how people get around here so I'm saying it up front: This is not serious!)

That said, what do you think?

http://videocarpenter.wordpress.com/2010/02/08/j-j-re-makes-tng/

And actually, if I was being serious, I'd ask when you think this will actually happen. My guess? 2018.

 

[Sector 7]

Nicely done! Michael Cera would be great as Wesley, too!
Pam Anderson as the borg queen... or maybe Joan Rivers! With all those face lifts she no longer looks human anyway!

 

[Small White Car]

Pam Anderson as the borg queen... or maybe Joan Rivers!

Gee, and I thought MY ideas were frightening!

 

[Tom Riley]

Nicely done! Michael Cera would be great as Wesley, too!

That was my first thought.

...or maybe Joan Rivers! With all those face lifts she no longer looks human anyway!

 

[The Wormhole]

Wouldn't the Enterprise-D in an Abrams TNG be something like double the size of a Super Star Destroyer? With Nacelles large enough to house their own colonies?

 

[Small White Car]

Wouldn't the Enterprise-D in an Abrams TNG be something like double the size of a Super Star Destroyer? With Nacelles large enough to house their own colonies?

Oh, it is. Sorry, I should have put something else in the photo for scale purposes!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard shoud have a sombrero.

And one of the nacelles should be pink.

 

[Jeri]

Jude Law as Picard; yes.

 

[Nick Ryder]

And there needs to be an angry Klingon painted on the deflector... and a canon cannon

 

[CorporalClegg]

Kevin Smith as Riker. "Your size is a safety risk, Number One."

 

[The Wormhole]

Actually, Kevin Smith would make a pretty good NuRiker.