A Good Day in the Office...

[DangerMouse]

You know it's a good day at work when your editor (after gentle persuasion) asks you to firstly write a feature about...

National Condom Week, and then another feature on...

Star Trek - on the back of the new film.

Woo hoo... when I say 'gentle persuasion' it is actually my job to come up with feature ideas but being a feature writer I can write whatever I want.

So 1,000 words waxing lyrical about sex and then star trek - yippee

If I'm not around much I'll be doing research... on BOTH subjects

What I forgot to mention is that my newspaper are even paying for me to go and watch Star Trek - woo hoo!!

 

[Captain Ice]

It would make for very interesting research at least...

 

[QCzar]

Sadly, it may be scientifically impossible to research both at the same time. When Sex and Star Trek are combined, they cancel each other out, collapsing into a void of nothingness.

 

[Deckerd]

Makes you wonder whether aliens bother with prophylaxis.

 

[nevermore]

Sadly, it may be scientifically impossible to research both at the same time. When Sex and Star Trek are combined, they cancel each other out, collapsing into a void of nothingness.

This is actually not true.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Romulan condoms? Why, Bones, you know they're illegal."

 

[SicOne]

Don't stammer and stutter
If you need a rubber...
Ask Spock for a loaner
To make it safe for your boner.

 

[JAG]

You have been spending too much time in the Trek Lit Limerick thread.

 

[SicOne]

Actually, JAG, I had to ask the mod to pull two of 'em I posted, because I had bad legal-nightmare dreams afterwards...

 

[Venardhi]

Sadly, it may be scientifically impossible to research both at the same time. When Sex and Star Trek are combined, they cancel each other out, collapsing into a void of nothingness.

This is actually not true.

Indeed.

DM, if you need a test subject on either, I am available at a very reasonable cost.

 

[DangerMouse]

^ are you sure... my testing regime is quite vigarous

 

[Venardhi]

Vigarous even. Most impressive.

I think I'm up for it.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

You know it's a good day at work when your editor (after gentle persuasion) asks you to firstly write a feature about...

National Condom Week, and then another feature on...

Star Trek - on the back of the new film.

So you're basically writing about Matter and Anti-Matter.

 

[DangerMouse]

^ Congrats... you've passed the first test - obvious spelling errors. Now for test numero duet... Mwhahahahaha

 

[LaxScrutiny]

Sadly, it may be scientifically impossible to research both at the same time. When Sex and Star Trek are combined, they cancel each other out, collapsing into a void of nothingness.

This is actually not true.

Indeed.

DM, if you need a test subject on either, I am available at a very reasonable cost.

Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to offer help with the first after a date to the second...

 

[Venardhi]

^ Congrats... you've passed the first test - obvious spelling errors. Now for test numero duet... Mwhahahahaha

I'm always up for a challenge, and teamwork was always a speciality.