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A debate Aragorn is sure to love

Who has the better all-star lineup?

  • Derek Jeter

    Votes: 26 89.7%

  • John Mayer

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • Total voters
    29
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According to a recent article at si.com, Derek Jeter and John Mayer are in being rated in an interesting "competition". Each has been known to have dated someone on the forthcoming Maxim's Hot 100 List. Jeter has dated six of those top 100, while Mayer has lassoed five. So who has each claimed as conquest?

Derek Jeter's lineup:
- Scarlett Johansson
- Jessica Biel
- Mariah Carey
- Gabrielle Union
- Jessica Alba
- Vanessa Minillo.

John Mayer's lineup:
- Jennifer Aniston
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Jessica Simpson
- Minka Kelly
- Cameron Diaz.

I don't know about you all, but that's a pretty close call. I give the edge to Jeter, but.... it's not as if Mayer has cast of scrubs.
 
Jeter wins on the basis of Alba, Biel and Johansson alone. You could move his remaining three over to Mayer and Jeter would still win.

That being said, if everyone on that list dies from an STD, it's probably Mariah Carey's fault. :p
 
Also, a thread title with specifics would probably attract more attention than what's currently up, i.e. "Who's shagged better babes? Mayer or Jeter?"
 
Jeter wins hands down. I've heard (and it's pretty evident) that without make-up, Cameron Diaz's face looks like it was on fire and someone extinguished the blaze with an ice pick. The only pallettable woman on Mayer's line-up is Jennifer Love-Hewett. I sure as hell don't admire anyone who (allegedly) shagged Jessica "Horse Face" Simpson.
 
I was going to ask why Aragorn would love this debate, until I realized that it was referring to the BBS poster and not the king of Gondor... :p
 
Meh, for me it's basically Scarlett Johansson versus Jennifer Love Hewitt. The rest are bland.
 
John Mayer. He's got Jennifer Aniston on his list. She's the only real keeper of the 11 listed here.

Jeter gets some points for Biel & Johansson but loses about a bajillion for Mariah Carey. I tell you, the only woman that scares me more than Mariah Carey is a Mariah Carey fan.
 
Ever since Mariah Carey married and divorced the music mogul mafia member, got bigger boobs and stopped wearing clothes, she's been a lot different. :p

And now she's marrying a 27-year-old!
 
Oh noes!!! I voted for Jeter on instinct because I am a Yankees fan.

After actually reading the post I have to go with John Mayer's Lineup.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Cameron Diaz are the hottest on the list.

Lets see.

Scarlett Johansson > Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Love Hewitt > Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson >> Mariah Carey
Minka Kelly >> Garielle Union
Cameron Diaz > Jessica Alba

4 to 1 in favor of team Mayer.
 
Jeter FTW... any guy who can get lucky with Scarlett Johanssen and Jessica Biel deserves a big thumbs-up, if not my respect (he did get with Mariah Carey, after all).
 
Scarlett Johannson + Jessica Biel + Gabrielle Union = win.
Oh noes!!! I voted for Jeter on instinct because I am a Yankees fan.
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My vote is the only "pure" one here. I couldn't have told you what sport Jeter plays, much less for what team, and I thought John Meyer was a singer. :p
 
^ Well, since there's only three, it'd be more like a triple crown.

Or the Triforce of sex... and not in a Jayson kind of way. :)
 
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Aragorn said:
Jeter wins on the basis of Alba, Biel and Johansson alone. You could move his remaining three over to Mayer and Jeter would still win.

That being said, if everyone on that list dies from an STD, it's probably Mariah Carey's fault. :p
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Let's blame Jeter, not Mariah Carey. Last year, there were some nasty Web rumors about Jeter giving herpes to Alba.

Also last year, didn't Wilmer Valderrama brag on Howard Stern's show about nailing every Hollywood starlet in sight? Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashley Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore...
 
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