A Dead Man is a Girl's Best Friend!

[Lookingglassman]

I just read on an amazing fact website that a full human body can provide enough carbon to make up to 50 one carat diamonds.

So all you chicks out there with diamond rings, you may just be wearing some dead dude who died thousands of years ago and got compressed into the diamond you are wearing!

 

[Kira's Mom]

Eh, I prefer emeralds.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Maybe emeralds are made of dead Munchkins?

 

[the Dagman]

I clicked on this thread expecting to hear about corpses, necrophilia and a permanent stiff one. How wrong I was.

... reminds me of Clerks actually.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Well if you kiss your diamond ring then you could say you are a necophiliac.

 

[nevermore]

Another reason not to worship shiny bits of rock.

 

[Lookingglassman]

This site also said each carat would be worth about $14,000. If true I wonder if I could have a couple of carats of carbon extracted from my body and made into diamonds so I can go buy the corvette I want.

 

[JonathonWally]

This site also said each carat would be worth about $14,000. If true I wonder if I could have a couple of carats of carbon extracted from my body and made into diamonds so I can go buy the corvette I want.

Probably easier to sell a kidney

 

[SeerSGB]

I just read on an amazing fact website that a full human body can provide enough carbon to make up to 50 one carat diamonds.

So all you chicks out there with diamond rings, you may just be wearing some dead dude who died thousands of years ago and got compressed into the diamond you are wearing!

Why wait a 1,000 years. Give her your dead mommy as a engagement ring.

Can't give up your kitty-cat? They've got you covered

Diamonds From Pets?
Yes, the company will produce diamonds from your pet's remains.

 

[Venardhi]

As I have said before, I plan to have my body turned into a diamond and that diamond placed inside an energy weapon as a focus and that weapon used by my progeny to destroy my enemies. When they're all dead my children can sell 'me' off to cover the cost of their legal defense.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I clicked on this thread expecting to hear about corpses, necrophilia and a permanent stiff one. How wrong I was.

... reminds me of Clerks actually.

Diamonds are known to be extremely hard, or so they say...

This site also said each carat would be worth about $14,000. If true I wonder if I could have a couple of carats of carbon extracted from my body and made into diamonds so I can go buy the corvette I want.

Probably easier to sell a kidney

Or indeed, a kidney stone.

So all you chicks out there with diamond rings, you may just be wearing some dead dude who died thousands of years ago and got compressed into the diamond you are wearing!

The potential to draw unholy EEEEEVILLL power from the spirits of ancient ones trapped within such soul stones is sooooooo tempting...