6 Things William Shatner Has Done That You Haven't

[Carpe Occasio]

- Released a live lemur from a baby carriage to help three women book cheaper travel online.

- Broke up a road-rage argument on a Los Angeles street on his way to the Academy Awards.

- Portrayed himself as a pickled severed head in "Futurama."

- Lent his face to psychopath Michael Myers of the original "Halloween," whose producers bought a Captain Kirk mask and painted it white.

- Cracked a fart joke in a "Star Trek" movie.

- Simulated copulation with a Candice Bergen doll on prime-time network TV.


http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/09/shatner.the.inimitable.ap/index.html

 

[EnsignJulka]

The man has hidden talents!

 

[RandyS]

I imagine he's done alot of things I haven't, just as I'm sure that the reverse is true.

 

[drasche]

I never donated a kidney stone. I feel sad, all of a sudden.

 

[sbk1234]

I can only lay claim to three of those items on the list.

 

[Anthony Sabre]

I bought phony iPods at a flea market in Beijing, China once. Top that Shatner!!!

 

[Kryton]

I'd like to say I did all 6, but I can't get a release signed to admit to 2 of them.

 

[CaptainStoner]

Decades after his much-maligned album, "The Transformed Man," boldly took "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" into strange new worlds, Shatner performed songs from "Has Been" before 4,000 cheering fans. He closed with "Lucy" and thrust a meaty digit skyward during the duration of the song.

Beyond awesome.

"I have all of the hungers and passions and desires of when I was 20," Shatner says. "There's nothing I can't do."

 

[jayrath]

* Kissed incredibly hot Andrea the Android.
* Kissed incredibly hot Helen Noel.
* Kissed (and apparently had sex with) incredibly hot and super-speedy Kathie Browne.
* Kissed incredibly hot Kalinda from Andromeda.
* Kissed incredibly hot model Iman.
* Dethroned would-be Nazi leader, Prof. Gill.

I'd settle for five of those before I die. And let me point out that Kirk sure missed an opportunity with underground Ekos Nazi rebel Daras (Valora Noland). She must be the only hottie he never boinked.

 

[bigdaddy]

I sent that to a friend and he loved the Halloween one. I have known that for years because I heard the creator talknig about it, still great.

 

[Smiley]

Don't forget, his actions during the making of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock may have saved the studio from burning down!

 

[RandyS]

^I thought it was generally accepted that was nothing but good PR?

At least, depending on who you ask.

 

[stew123au]

Well I've got to say I can't claim to have done any of those things