24 - Day 8: 3:00AM - 4:00AM: Discussion and Spoilers

[Trekker4747]

RIGHT NOW!! I'VE GOT THIS TERRIBLE RINGING IN MY EARS! YOU SEE, I WAS JUST RIGHT NEXT TO AN EXPLOIDING BOMB INSIDE A DECOMPRESSION CHAMBER SO IF I'M TALKING LOUD, I'M SORRY I REALLY CANNOT JUDGE. ... Oh, it stopped. Anyway, the terrorists are still planning.... something. Not really sure what the threat is yet today and I'm half-way through it. I just killed a kid, but I can't take credit for it. And where the fuck is Rene? Man, I want a piece of that. Am I moving to NBC next year? Man? What's that going to be like? If they do it and I don't do well are they going to replace me with Jay Leno? Can you see that? Jay Leno fighting terrorists? Man, I hope they don't repalce me with some Friends or Seinfeld alum. Could I be any more Jack Bauer?

The following takes place between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM.

Events occur in painfuly real time.


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Kiefer Kill Kounter
1. Henchman #1 - Axe
2. Henchman #2 - Axe, Gravity
3. Davros - Handgun
4. Vlad Stooge #1 - Knife to jugular.
5. Vlad Stooge #2 - Gun
6. Russian Stooge #1 - Taint neck break.
7. Russian Stooge #2 - Knife
8. Russian Stooge #3 - Gun.


Rene Kill Counter
1. Vlad - Knife


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I may not be here for the discussion, my cousin is in town and tomorrow night is the only chance I'll have to see her. At the end of this episode it'll be half-way through the day. Reflect on past seasons of 24 and where the story, and Jack, was at this point. I mean, Noon on Day 1, a lot of shit had happened!

 

[Procutus]

^

I'm reflecting. Problem is, I can't even remember where I was at the half-way point of any given day!




Tonight better be good. Last week's promo made it look like this ep will rock. Kidnappings! Torture! Surprises! Hastings running through the halls screaming for Security!

 

[DarthPipes]

You think the parole officier will ask Dana for his red stapler?

 

[Procutus]

You think the parole officier will ask Dana for his red stapler?

 

[Trekker4747]

If she doesn't give it back he's going to burn her to the ground.

Please don't let her give it back.

 

[Procutus]

If she doesn't give it back he's going to burn her to the ground.

Please don't let her give it back.

She'll just crash her Viper and return later. Isn't Leoben about due to come back shortly?

 

[Danny99]

You think the parole officier will ask Dana for his red stapler?

If he had just got a piece of birthday cake!

 

[Danny99]

Damn you Global for reminding me Glee existed with that damn commercial.

 

[Danny99]

It's time for our Arlo wise crack of the week.

 

[Procutus]

Man, I remember the day when CTU didn't have any drones in the air!

 

[Danny99]

Sergeant Asshole!

Way to go!

 

[Danny99]

Wow, is the NYPD really this incompetent?

 

[Procutus]

Wow, is the NYPD really this incompetent?

God, I hope not!

 

[Procutus]

Anyone else expect a "DAMMIT!" from Jack when he found the cab empty?

 

[Danny99]

Anyone else expect a "DAMMIT!" from Jack when he found the cab empty?

I expected him to have a Jack Bauer temper tantrum.

Are you getting the feeling we're the only ones here Procutus?

 

[DarthPipes]

Totally expecting a "Damn it!"

Now Jack knows what it's like for someone to disobey his orders. Unfortuneately, 24 decided to portray the NYPD as fools.

You know, it would be cool if Tarin was going "insane deep undercover" like Tony last scene.

 

[Procutus]

Anyone else expect a "DAMMIT!" from Jack when he found the cab empty?

I expected him to have a Jack Bauer temper tantrum.

Are you getting the feeling we're the only ones here Procutus?

Yeah, I'm getting the feeling of a two-man commentary tonight. Trekker did say that he probably wouldn't be here. Wonder where Pipes is at?

 

[Procutus]

Totally expecting a "Damn it!"

Now Jack knows what it's like for someone to disobey his orders. Unfortuneately, 24 decided to portray the NYPD as fools.

You know, it would be cool if Tarin was going "insane deep undercover" like Tony last scene.

Ah, there you are, DP!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

This storyline just won't die.

 

[Danny99]

She is a horrible liar.