Right now.. this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I like you to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I beat the terrorists square.
In the USA, born and raised, in LA was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some terrorists actin' all a fool. When a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and the Senate got scared. They said "You're provin' you're not in justice's hair."
I begged and pleaded with them on my day when she came to for me to lend her some aid and I went on my way. She gave me a slap and then she gave me a kick. I put my H-K Compact on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Kicking terrorist ass, yo this is bad. Punking them with some sass.
Is this what protecting freedom is like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, Tony was there. Said I wasn't in the clear. If anything I can say that this I can't have. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo Tony to Pensylvania Ave!'
I pulled up to the White House about 7 til 8 and I yelled to the intern 'tell me what I need to know' and I was finally there to protect the power. For I am Jack Bauer.
The following takes place between 8:00PM and 9:00PM
Events occur in real time.
Kiefer Kill Kounter
Kiefer Kill Kounter: 13.5
.5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles)
Nichols' Body Guard
6 Dubaku Server Room Guards
Edward Vossler
4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges
Dubaku Chauffer
It's been two hours since Jack's last kill.
In the USA, born and raised, in LA was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some terrorists actin' all a fool. When a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and the Senate got scared. They said "You're provin' you're not in justice's hair."
I begged and pleaded with them on my day when she came to for me to lend her some aid and I went on my way. She gave me a slap and then she gave me a kick. I put my H-K Compact on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
Kicking terrorist ass, yo this is bad. Punking them with some sass.
Is this what protecting freedom is like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, Tony was there. Said I wasn't in the clear. If anything I can say that this I can't have. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo Tony to Pensylvania Ave!'
I pulled up to the White House about 7 til 8 and I yelled to the intern 'tell me what I need to know' and I was finally there to protect the power. For I am Jack Bauer.
The following takes place between 8:00PM and 9:00PM
Events occur in real time.
Kiefer Kill Kounter
Kiefer Kill Kounter: 13.5
.5 - Soul Patch Compound Sentry (With help from Agent Freckles)
Nichols' Body Guard
6 Dubaku Server Room Guards
Edward Vossler
4 Dubaku Grocery Store Stooges
Dubaku Chauffer
It's been two hours since Jack's last kill.
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