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Lord Garth
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This is a reworking of my 2003 parody "20 Questions With Donald Rumsfeld". Not much had to be changed.
"20 Questions With JJ Abrams!"
- by Lord Garth
Q1. So can you tell us about the new movie's plot?
A. Well whether I can or not is something I can't really say.
Q2. So you could?
A. I could.
Q3. So why don't you?
A. I believe I just answered that. Next question.
Q4. What?
A. Next question.
Q5. Will the older Kirk make an appearance with the older Spock?
A. He could be dead... he could be alive. That was question five.
Q6. Five? That's only two!
A. No. That was five, now it's been six. Next question.
Q7. Are you serious?!
A. I'm always serious... Next question!
Q8. Are you actually going to answer any of my questions?!
A. I believe I have. Whether or not you like those answers I have no control over. Next question, please.
Q9. Can you tell us about how you'll update the Enterprise? And how do you plan to deal with continuity?
A. I can't answer either of those questions, that information is classified; and we're halfway done.
Q11. How are we halfway done?
A. Now we're more than halfway done.
Q12. No we're not! You said you answered every question, and then you refused to answer two. Are you a hypocrite?
A. No, I'm not. I said I answered every question and I answered every question... up to that point; after that I may not have given answers, but I gave responses.
Q13. So you won't answer every question?
A. I believe I just answered that.
Q14. We're getting too far off topic --
A. Yes, we are.
Q14 (cont'd). Will you let me finish my question?!
A. You just did.
Q15. No, I asked another question, now I'll finish my previous one, okay?
A. Sure.
Q16. Can you leak us any script details?
A. If I'm the one telling you about the script then it's not a leak.
Q16 (cont'd). You know what I mean!
A. No, I don't...
Q17. Can you tell us anything?
A. I told you earlier.
Q18. Is the casting over?
A. Largely, yes.
Q19. I don't believe it! Did you just answer a question?
A. Yes, I did.
Q20. Can I ask another?
A. No, sorry... your 20 questions are up!
"20 Questions With JJ Abrams!"
- by Lord Garth
Q1. So can you tell us about the new movie's plot?
A. Well whether I can or not is something I can't really say.
Q2. So you could?
A. I could.
Q3. So why don't you?
A. I believe I just answered that. Next question.
Q4. What?
A. Next question.
Q5. Will the older Kirk make an appearance with the older Spock?
A. He could be dead... he could be alive. That was question five.
Q6. Five? That's only two!
A. No. That was five, now it's been six. Next question.
Q7. Are you serious?!
A. I'm always serious... Next question!
Q8. Are you actually going to answer any of my questions?!
A. I believe I have. Whether or not you like those answers I have no control over. Next question, please.
Q9. Can you tell us about how you'll update the Enterprise? And how do you plan to deal with continuity?
A. I can't answer either of those questions, that information is classified; and we're halfway done.
Q11. How are we halfway done?
A. Now we're more than halfway done.
Q12. No we're not! You said you answered every question, and then you refused to answer two. Are you a hypocrite?
A. No, I'm not. I said I answered every question and I answered every question... up to that point; after that I may not have given answers, but I gave responses.
Q13. So you won't answer every question?
A. I believe I just answered that.
Q14. We're getting too far off topic --
A. Yes, we are.
Q14 (cont'd). Will you let me finish my question?!
A. You just did.
Q15. No, I asked another question, now I'll finish my previous one, okay?
A. Sure.
Q16. Can you leak us any script details?
A. If I'm the one telling you about the script then it's not a leak.
Q16 (cont'd). You know what I mean!
A. No, I don't...
Q17. Can you tell us anything?
A. I told you earlier.
Q18. Is the casting over?
A. Largely, yes.
Q19. I don't believe it! Did you just answer a question?
A. Yes, I did.
Q20. Can I ask another?
A. No, sorry... your 20 questions are up!
