Wow what a condescending bitch
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) - No, but it was a compliment. A good one. Better thing than getting double penetrated by two strangers, isn't it?
9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.) - Illiteracy must me your forte.
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?) - You think too well of yourself. Even people who watch you don't know that. You are just jerking off material.
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.) - Then I presume after all these years you still have no clue how to be good in bed, hence, you made it your profession
6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.) - Mothers don't know shit about photoshop. And your constant grunge upon people's mothers sheds light on how your own mother failed at raising you. Why else would you be in porn?
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.) - You'd suck a cawk that just came out of your @$$ two seconds ago, but he's the one that's pathetic?
4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT audition you!) - Just because you are good at something doesn't mean you have to make it your work
3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.) - Yes, because without them you'd not even be anyone
2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother ... just don't try it.) - Yeah, you know you are going to hell but refuse to admit it.
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.) - No guy in their right mind would want to date cawk gobbling coonts like you and your co-workers.
I do know not all pornstars are like that. I have met Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey and Jesse Jane. They were the nicest people you could meet, at least on the surface. Tera even complimented my wife on her beauty (my wife is also half Asian like Tera) and Jesse said we make a beautiful couple. They were also very forthcoming to other fans, answering whatever questions they had for them. Guess this Stormy girl is the exception not the rule.
The list, with my personal comments in italics:
10. You're too pretty to do porn. (So, you're saying you would prefer to watch ugly people f*ck?) - No, but it was a compliment. A good one. Better thing than getting double penetrated by two strangers, isn't it?
9. Your vagina must be really worn out. (Mine isn't nearly as bad as your mother's after pushing such a giant idiot like you out of it.) - Illiteracy must me your forte.
8. I would never watch porn. I think it is degrading to women. (Then how did you know my name? And my measurements? And my astrological sign? And my birthdate?) - You think too well of yourself. Even people who watch you don't know that. You are just jerking off material.
7. How do I get my girlfriend/wife to do ________? (Ask her, not me. By the way, talking to me in the first place is not helping your cause.) - Then I presume after all these years you still have no clue how to be good in bed, hence, you made it your profession
6. Wow! You're so much prettier/younger/thinner in your photos. (Obviously your mother didn't teach you anything and it is called Photoshop.) - Mothers don't know shit about photoshop. And your constant grunge upon people's mothers sheds light on how your own mother failed at raising you. Why else would you be in porn?
5. I pleasured myself to you 10 times this week! (OK, I didn't need to know precisely how pathetic you are. And stop trying to shake my hand. I now unfortunately know exactly where it has been.) - You'd suck a cawk that just came out of your @$$ two seconds ago, but he's the one that's pathetic?
4. I could do porn. (No, you couldn't. If you could, you already would be ... and no, I will NOT audition you!) - Just because you are good at something doesn't mean you have to make it your work
3. Are those yours? (Well, I paid for them.) - Yes, because without them you'd not even be anyone
2. Do you think you are going to hell? (Discussing religion with a porn star will get you as far as discussing porn with your grandmother ... just don't try it.) - Yeah, you know you are going to hell but refuse to admit it.
1. I wanna take you out on a "real" date. ( I did not realize all my other ones were imaginary.) - No guy in their right mind would want to date cawk gobbling coonts like you and your co-workers.
I do know not all pornstars are like that. I have met Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey and Jesse Jane. They were the nicest people you could meet, at least on the surface. Tera even complimented my wife on her beauty (my wife is also half Asian like Tera) and Jesse said we make a beautiful couple. They were also very forthcoming to other fans, answering whatever questions they had for them. Guess this Stormy girl is the exception not the rule.
Her comments came off as condescending to me and hence my comments. Most people at Digg, where I got the news from, agrees as well.
