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By the 23rd Century, the green-house gas problem had really gotten out of hand. Kirk: "Yes sir, the feline urine has indeed been succesfully added to the punch. Sarek: "Excellent" Spock: "I am thiiiiis close to shoving that poncy little bow tie down your throat. Now do you feel like...

Alice: Oh look, there showing Sex in the City 2, let's watch it The wardrobe on Planet Benatton wasn't nearly as impressive as it's blimp ads. Janeway: Oh it's okay little fella, no-ones gonna hurt you out here, just get into the cup and you'll be okay. Go on, get in ... Get...

She also did it on the Ferengi in Acquisition.

Re: TOS Caption Contest #153: Thanksgiving: Eating, Fighting, & Loneli Spock, to the guard: T'Rik, man is that you, HEEEY, how are ya? Busy, na just takin a minute ta choke a bitch, but what about you, ya ever hook up with that nasty ass barmaid?

Sacrist: Your performance was like something out of a horror movie Spock, outraged: I'm standing here like someone who actually has The V Factor! Sacrist: Yes, but not on planet Vulcan darling... Spock, mumbles: Bitch

Abercrombe & Fitch: Space style! T'Pol: Daaad, that jerk used all the hot water again

Random Admiral: So we are to believe that above all others who have worked hard all these years Captain Pike selected YOU to be in command. And then after you where stranded on a ice moon you managed to get back to the ship where you proceeded to outsmart a VULCAN in order to regain command...

Tucker: (whispering) eliminates Risan crabs with no effort at all, hehe she never needs to know T'Pol: (Thinking) That rat bastard.

with one quick strike of

Travis: Are we supposed to understand why the mountains behind us are covered in snow but this area is barren desert? Trip: Well that depends, you wanna episode where you get knocked up by a chick or run around in your underwear? Travis: No. Trip: Then Yes, you are.

I agree that they would either try to negotiate or just join Tellar and stay out of it. As for joining the Andorians, although the reasons for choosing them are valid you would have to keep in mind that joining Andora in the war would mean that we would be against the Vulcans, who have spent...

Romulan: How did you like your virtual movie? Aenar: They .... raped ...... Indie! You Bast*rds! Shran: Hey, ya think we're all overcompensating for somethin?

minutes later Hoshi lazily stumbled

I would have liked to see Archer first learn of the Xindi attack on earth. I can't beleive they left that out! what a marvelous opportunity to show the high level of acting talent SB gave to Quantum Leap by showing him emoting through that and they missed it! I think it would have been amazing.

vivisect on his table of

Hee ^^ All over the deck plating

Boogied in wearing bright pink

Mayweather .... seriously!

caused many cases of severe

Thinking quickly the crew bounced