[IMG] For some reason, Guinan thought Picard would enjoy his blind date with Joy Behar. [IMG] Data: "If you notice Dr. Crusher sliding...
[IMG] Spock: "You are calling me human?" Asswipes: "Affirmative." Spock: "I see. If I were human, I would drag one of you down into my bowl,...
[IMG] Kirk: "You left Earth in the late '90s? Wanna see what happened to O.J.?"
[IMG] Data, on stage: "So I said, 'Yes, Doctor, I am fully functional. But I am not desperate, so take your bottle of Captain Morgan and get out...
[IMG] <Sarek leans in and knees Ambassador B'Lowhard in the nuts.> Sarek: "It is not polite to point." [IMG] Ambassador B'Lowhard: "Know...
Geordi: "Yes. I also tightened up your neck wattle and your vagina. Unless you want to see what I do with both, get the fuck off my holodeck."
^^^ :lol: [IMG] Spock: "Father, T'Ito is singing off-key again." <Sarek takes T'Ito aside, slaps him roughly, then pushes him back in line.>...
[IMG] Chekov: "No, Keptin: I don't vant to reach into your popcorn bucket ever again."
[IMG] Spock: "She may be a whore, but your fathers prefer the swarthy rent boys down by the pier." [IMG] Spock: "If you feelin'...
Sarek: "An Earth-drink called Pabst Blue Ribbon." Sarek: "Let's just say your personal timeline is a little off ..." Sarek: "She was ......
[IMG] Sulu: "What would Robau do?" Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away." <Both turn and stare at Kirk.>
Kirk: "Taller than me and prone to breakdown."
[IMG] Sarek: "Waving your genitals at the mailman is not the Vulcan way." [IMG] Kirk: "Glad I don't wear a wristwatch, baby ..."
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Kirk: "Flat and red."
:lol: [IMG] Sarek: "Calling me 'Skidmark' may be logical shirtwise, but it is impolite."
Yeoman Randi, You're very welcome. This is a great place to play, and you and everyone else here make it better! [IMG] Skirk, the worst...
[IMG] Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman." [IMG] Khan: "We had Skinimax in my day, too, Captain."
[IMG] McCoy: "No. For the guy who'll fuck anything, you'll need Admiral Kirk's table."
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