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Torres: It's some kind of wig reversal field...

I liked it, but had similar concerns. I resolved a lot of those issues with head cannon tho... Risky Return Software 1. Lousy beta testing? Then again, there's no way to know if it was a recall at any cost. They did have enough time to save the kids...maybe Data figured he's be done in time to...

Seven: All the 'reset buttons' are offline except for 'Alternate Identities'...oh...crap...

Kim: THIS is what happens when an ensign goes past it's Expiry Date.

Janeway: Our comm-badges are totally unaffected for some reason...

Star Trek Voyager: Wish.com version

Torres: If you don't like it, too bad. People other than Tuvok are allowed to fart too.

Neelix: I'm searching for breathable atmosphere...maybe if I walk in FRONT of you?

...the coveted fart joke win! Thanks! Tom: Harry stole my warp 10 shuttle, why? Harry: First we take the shuttle to Warp 10, then we do it salamander style!

Janeway: ...and then Tuvok stood just like this and said "pull my finger".

Welcome to the conference, please choose a seat in either the "farting" or "non farting" section

Star Trek: Budget Cuts

Indeed, generally folks in power like to push ego and 'make a name' by getting a show cancelled because it's 'not their thing'. Firefly, ToS, etc. Limited minds cannot accept ideas, statements, or thoughts outside their narrow dogma....often Trek falls into that. Similar to Futurama it may...

Good for you, express your opinion! Torgo's executive powder...they could be made into that too....

I suppose this is yet another scenario where burning down the studio and/or whole swathes of network executives won't help. <sigh> "Computer?...end program!" nope..still reality. Shit.

Paramount Executives being hunted for sport.

Janeway wins yet ANOTHER staring contest....

Shown here is the standard Starfleet Personnel response to the Probe-U-Lator.

EMH: Actually Mr Paris...the Probe-U-Lator goes in the OTHER end...

Lister: They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh. Cat: What? Lister: Winnie the Pooh, I swear. Lister: He's refusing the blindfold. Cat : They're tying Winnie the Pooh to...