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Sorry, I'm late. I got tied up in that whole dead pope/new pope business. I thought I might get the nod this time, but apparently someone brought up some unsavory things from my past involving a wild night with Big Matty and Bobbyt and that knocked me out of the running.

Geezer reporting in, boss. Happy anniversary, Wacky.

So yesterday I was at our re-election campaign strategy meeting and The Donald stood up and yelled, "Jethro!" I said rather tentatively, "Yessir?" He said, "Do you know what today is?" Well, I didn't, so I just sat there with my MAGA hat in my hands hoping I wasn't about to get fired. The...

I became a grandpa this year. I tried to get my son to name his firstborn Captain Wacky, but his wife had lost a bet to a girl when she was in 5th grade and had to name her firstborn son Sideshow Bob.

I've been pondering this, because you know, pondering is what you do when you get old, and it dawns on me--maybe you are the people's elbow of the trekkbbs. While it doesn't accomplish a lot, people go nuts and chant "Finally, the Captain Wacky has returned to the Trekbbs." If you smell what...

And this from a guy who is the walking definition of over the top histrionics

Yes, I did. But my wife got tired of it and made me replace the two unicycles with a vacuum cleaner and a dust mop

What’s everybody else doing to celebrate?

I'm counting the days...

I missed it again. Darn it. Happy Anniversary, Captain Wacky!

Thought I better get this done while I was thinking about it. Consider me late for last year, very late for 2 years ago, or a little early this time around. Can I make it up to you by sending you a few more pics of me in my Flash Gordon underwear? Yer Pal, Jethro (or not in my underwear?) Elvis

I was going to name my next child Captain Wacky Rocks. I decided that this morning as I was dropping off Obama at the Oval Office. Then I saw the size of the turd and thought "Heck, that is the size of a small child." So I named the turd after you. Congratulations on 10 years of whatever this...

Our misguided state legislators are asking for an 89 million dollar bonding bill to provide treatment for sex-offenders. My wife and I have spent a great amount of time considering how we can fulfill our civic and philanthropic duties and we are going to donate, courtesy of the Jethro Elvis...

The recession is taking its toll. The Lawn Boys and Kenmores arent exactly flying off the shelf. I wonder how many of these newbs even know what what we are talking about. Greet C. for me. Yer Pal, Jethro (aka Shop at Sears) Elvis

Contact me about that. I would like to see you while you are here. oh, and Hi Kitty. How are Demiurge and the tribe?

YES HE IS! J.K. had to make a last minute change after LL's discovery.

Hi.

That's one long gestation period.

This is starting to sound like a Mad Baggins thread.

Kidding about the baby (there is no way that would have happened without a star appearing in the East), but she did get married Oct 10 (deaf, dumb and blind guy, of course). Glad to hear things are going well for you. Yer Pal, Jethro (you never did learn to use the quote button, did you?) Elvis