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Sure they can do the show without him. They can't get me to watch the show without him.

LaForge: "And why are you assigning Ensign Lefler to a two-week tour in Engineering?" Riker: "I'm doing Wesley a favor. I figure a couple of weeks around you will make Wesley look like 'Mr. Smooth-moves' to her." Spiner: "Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame on a dinky TV show, babe. As for...

Data: "As you can see, the ship's security cameras have recorded Doctor Crusher clandestinely exiting Captain Picard's quarters in the early morning hours on three separate occasions." Troi: "I'm sure there is a perfectly innocent explanation." Riker: "Not after this ship's rumor mill gets...

Worf (OS): "Well, Doctor? Still think my flatulence is 'just a normal bodily function and nothing to be concerned about'?"

Kirk: "Bones! For God's sake, man, think about what you're doing! I'm sure it was all just his clumsy attempt at playful banter!" Spock: "Would it help if I told you that on Vulcan 'crotchety, old witch doctor employing beads and rattles' is a term of endearment?"

Korob: "Careful, gents! He's still my little Muffy and he still just wants to play...but at this size, he'll bat the bejezzus out of you!"

Picard: "We were just going out for a night on the town." Holo-character in hallway: "Three mugs and one dame? Ain't you worried about yer reputation, lady?" Data: "What happens on the holodeck stays on the holodeck." Crusher: "Besides which, nothing's going to happen on the holodeck." Whalen...

TFTW, LeadHead! Korob: "Something wrong, Mr. Spock?" Spock: "I will not eat meat." Korob: "Oh, that's not real meat! It's a protein paste substitute made to look like meat." Kirk: "Well, I won't eat that." McCoy: "'Eye of newt,' eh? Just how big are the newts on this planet, anyway?"

Troi: "Oops! Someone must have screwed the pooch on their research! The locals are all wearing mid-twentieth century business suits!" Picard: "All right, everyone. Get ready to dazzle 'em with bullshit!"

Crusher: "Here we are. Last stop on your new-crewmember orientation tour. This is our exam bed. While we're here, why don't you take off your uniform and hop up onto it and I'll give you a quick once over?" New Nurse: "Alyssa warned me about you."

Antidean: "Disappointed?" Pulaski: "Well...I gotta say...you don't look at all like your eHarmony photo."

Crusher: "If this old bed could talk, it could surely tell some stories! It's seen a lot of medical drama over the years." Nurse: "It looks it! Are any of those stains still infectious?" Troi: "Oh, Beverly! I had the most horrible nightmare! I was trying to get some rest in sickbay, but...

Pulaski: "Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Ambassador! Now...you're not going to get all weird about it being 'Fishsticks Friday' in the mess hall today, are you?" Picard: "Mmm! You smell nice!" LaForge: "Why, thank you, Captain!"

Uhura: "Continuing course toward the sun. Passing Earth orbit. Now approaching penis...Venus!"

Picard: "My goodness! Look at all those dust bunnies along the walls! Maybe someone who's just uselessly sitting around up here with nothing to do could maybe do something about them?" Troi: "I hate this job." Worf: "Hmm...nice caboose on the Yarster! Oh, cripes! Did I just say that out...

Yikes! Looks like shooting ten or fifteen takes of that would send one to the eye doctor! :D

Trip: "No, no, they're beautiful! It's just...the green nipples are a bit of a surprise."

Crewman on console: "Oh! My head!" Crewman helping: "Holy cow, man! How much did you have to drink?" Crewman on console: "You see this console I'm lying on? I thought it was Christie Brinkley." Worf: "Who the hell is Christie Brinkley?" Crewman on console: "I have no idea! That's how drunk I was!"

Picard: "Come on, Beverly! I mean, how often do we get a chance to jump into some bushes for a little jamaharon!" Beverly: "Whoa, hold on there, Quickdraw! How about a little romantic persuasion first?"

Picard: "So...none of it was real? It was all just a dream? Like that Dallas thing?" Beverly: "I think it would sound more classy if you said, 'like that Wizard of Oz thing.'"