BigJake

Mmm... egg.

Was just wondering if Dennis is still alive.

Is happy to know that Dennis is still alive. What's with that other guy?

Valentine's Day is coming! Fellow singles, tis the season to hook up at "Screw Valentine's Day" events in bars full of bitter, lonely souls.

Watching old drinking buddies get sworn into Cabinet posts is an experience life did not prepare me for. Fascinating, though.

So it turns out that This is England is massively addictive.

Dave's not here, man.

Michael Green's birthday; a friend & ally, legend in theatre in Calgary / Canada. His absence is as surreal now as the day we lost him.

Fans talking on FB about seeing Star Trek Beyond and everyone's got like these thousand- word statements about being the Realest Fan Ever.

"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

Ain't no party like an update party, cause an update party don't stop.

Don't listen to Savage Dragon. Infinite Status Updates in Infinite Combinations, friends! It's what the Great Bird would have wanted.

Status: wants to appear in the Status Update window.