TNG Caption This! 323: Friendship to Last

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Crusher: Well he's out. Ogawa, prepare the nose hair ion-clipper.
Riker: Every damn month.

 

The episode was so boring even Captain Picard fell asleep.

 

Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. I was quite pleased today when Deanna's first reaction to my new pose was, "I sense overwhelming gravitas."

 

We're not worthy, Myk!

 

Data: "Oh, I know what this is. Obviously, we are on blu-ray."

Geordi (to self): "Over 1000 people on the ship, and I have to be assigned a clueless android."

 

LAFORGE: You sure this is the right place?

DATA: Trust me, on Andor it is called a blue light district.

 

Riker developed an interest in monologue-making, but not everyone appreciated that interest equally.

 

Data: "Well, I thought that rendition of 'Mr. Blue Sky' was not too bad."

Geordi: "Thank goodness you only have one more. I've learned my lesson--no more bets with you. So what's the last one gonna be?"

Data: "I was going to suggest 'True Colors,' but with that attitude, I will have to go with "Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka dot bikini."

Geordi (to self): "I wonder if he'd over-react if I said 'I'll kill you where you stand.'"

 

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OMG That's one of the funniest Trek photo shops I've ever seen