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Game: The Constable has a bad day!

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What sort of trouble can our dear Constable get himself into? Let's make a game out of it. Somebody posts a scenario where he shape shifts into something/someone, the person below them posts their idea of what can go wrong when he does that and adds a new scenario.

For example:

First post-- Odo takes the shape of a bulkhead.

Second post-- ...and two amorous human cadets end up getting it on against that bulkhead.

Odo turns into a bird.


And so forth...

Got it? All right, then here we go!


Scenario: Odo morphs a dress in Garak's shop, and Lwaxana decides to try it on...and wear it.
 
And Lwaxana develops a hideous rash after wearing it for six hours straight

Odo turns into a bar stool
 
And spends 12 hours stuck there when it turns out to be in Morn's favorite spot.

Odo turns into Sisko's baseball...
 
...and wakes up the next day with ink in his morphogenic matrix and no memory of last night.


Odo morphs a spoon.
 
...on the very day O'Brien decided not to wear pants.

Odo thought it would be a really good idea to shift into a dabo wheel...
 
... and ruined Quark by letting the patrons win each time.

Odo turned into a dressed Ferengi female...
 
...Just before the mass Jewish wedding organized by the station's rabbi.

Odo morphs into the form of a seagull again...
 
... only to become a target for a yearly Klingon seagull hunting.

Odo changes into an old-fashioned paper book...
 
...and has to listen in on the most disgusting description of somebody's digestive issues he ever heard in his life after the wearer contacts Bashir.

Odo morphs a wall in the turbolift...
 
...and accidentally gets sold as stock by Quark!

Odo turns into Rom's toolbox...
 
... and is taken to parts of the station for repairs he had no idea existed.

Odo changed into a gold statue of Sisko on the Promenade...
 
...and is purchased by a newly arrived Ferengi consortium, to be displayed in the headquarters of their new franchise of harems.

Odo shifts into a striped ferret....
 
...and the real Picard shows up and comments that he's not really that tall!

Odo hides out as Molly's homework...
 
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