Welcome...to The Apocalypse Bar 'n' Grill

Pretending I'm not in when I hear a knock at the door.

Are there any games to play in this fine establishment? Darts or 3D chess perhaps?

 

What we are is civilised, girlie - and I thought you humans were meant to be friendly and hospitable...

 

Hell yeah! Though in my case, I try not to be in at all if I can help it. Last year I went to a friend's house to hang out and watch some scary movies. It's out in the country, with at least a quarter mile between houses, so the threat of trick-or-treaters is minimal!

 

Well I'm not big on halloween, so I'm gonna go as "The Grinch of Halloween".

 

I have no idea what I am doing for halloween, maybe go to some Haunted Houses.

*drinks drink*

 

Well, I'm not doing anything for Halloween, myself. I totally forgot it was coming up. I'm not a fan of holidays, though. Probably because they're partly excuses for rampant socializing and eating ... and I like doing neither. I'm sure I'll find something to occupy my time, though.

 

*grins*

Ah, I do love a bartender who bites back... Get that bottle open and join me, why not? And I'll bet you've got some pickled eggs in that back room...

If you're really good, we might have a bar fight later...

 

Going out as a distressed university undergrad.

Dunno actually. Probably nothing. Except maybe trying to finish up assignments and resumes and cover letters and stuff. That's scary enough.

 

Hey guys!

SB...excellent new thread!!! And a worthy successor to the great Klingon Chef!!!

I'm looking forward to many good times, hangin out in this thread with some of my favorite people on the board!

 

Speaking of Halloween....we haven't done a coordinated avatar thing in quite a while!!!!

Anyone interested in doing something like that?

I was gonna use the same avatar as I used last Halloween - Spike:


Not sure if we could build a theme...but it might be fun to think about it....

 

^ I think that could be arranged. I think I could come up with something Halloweeny.

 

....So she says to me is that a targ in your pocket or are you happy to see me. I look in her third eye..and say I am happy to see you but I have a vole in my pocket...


"Where is my Sluggo cola?"

 

^

*slimiest cola in the... ga-la-xy!*

Everybody now!

 

I could also go for some refried tube grubs...

 

*Slams hand on bar.*

Poisoned kanar and keep 'em coming!

 

Cancel the Sluggo cola. I want a Celestial Temple.

It's called the Celestial Temple because after one drink you wake up naked in the Gamma Quadrant... in a patch of Tulaberries.

 

^That reminds me, it's been a while since I had a Tulaberry Wine. I'm feeling generous tonight, so I'll buy every being in here a Tulaberry Wine.

 

^Sweeeeet. You rock, CV!