TOS Caption Contest #234: Vive DeSalle!

Thanks to everyone for another great week of hilarious entries. Now, what you’ve all been waiting for:





It has to be at least...three times bigger than this...

Guybrush Threepwood would have made a great space-pirate...

Who needs a detailed autopsy report anyway...

And our Photoshop winners for this week are:

Purrrrrrr...

If you remember Woodstock, you weren’t really there. If you remember it this way, you probably were there...

It isn’t a real party without farm animals...

Congratulations to all the winners! This week: DeSalle leads the gang on a nature hike; does a little gardening with Sulu; and gets up close and personal with Chekov and his new “do”. Have at it!

 

DeSalle: My God!

McCoy: Oh, relax, it's the same castle we see every 6 episodes.




DeSalle: I got offered Ship's Physicist.

Sulu: Ha! You'll be stuck in Engineering in no time.



DeSalle: So what have you found?

Chekov: Not much, Mister Spock mainly uses this thing to watch his soaps.

 

Chekov: "don't hang in so close, ya big naughty bear."

 

DeSalle: Okay...now that creature seems scary!

Jaeger: -curses in German- Wunderbar! With no redshirts with us, I am the ONE that is gonna show the audience how this thing kills folks





DeSalle: What the...Did you just pinch my butt?

Sulu: -sounding all innocent- Who me?




Chekov: For the last time Desalle...I am NOT Davey Jones!

 

McCoy:Well I'll be, a giant 'W'.


LaSalle:Are you sure this is 20 paces from the "Big W"?
Sulu: Yes! Now dig!


Uhura: You can do it Pavel, "Double You"

 

LaSalle: Sulu, when you said we were gonna beam-down and "get some hoes", I thought you meant something else entirely.

 

Sulu: "What the... Did you just pinch my butt?"

DeSalle: "No!"

Sulu: "Why not? You think I've been posing like this for four hours with a farm implement just for my health!"

 

DeSalle: "We've planted the seeds and churned the soil. You said you knew what to do about fertilizer?"

Sulu: "Yes"

*Sulu swings shovel at LaSalle's head*

 

DeSalle: "A castle!"

Jager: "A castle!"

McCoy: "It's only a model."

DeSalle: "Shhh!"



Sulu: "Ee-Eye-Ee-Eye-Oh my!"



Chekov: "I tink da keptin and Meester Spock beamed down into a Klingon trap."

DeSalle: "Sorry, I'm distracted by that half-tribble on your head."

 

McCoy and DeSalle giggle.

JAGER: Will you two keep it down, if Carl catches us in his "garden" they'll be hell to pay!





DESALLE: Pity about Jager and McCoy.

SULU: Carl don't mess around. Better get back to planting, bro.



DESALLE: Say Uhura, who's your cute little friend with Pixie hair cut?

UHURA: That would be, Mister Chekov.

DESALLE ( under his breath): Used to be there was dress code that included hair!

 

Thanks for the win, A.V.I.A.F.!



DeSalle: "Listen up, Sulu. I'm bending over now to pull these weeds. No wolf whistles!"




Chekov: "What the hell! Hey, Uhura, you see a sign around here somewhere that says "Parking in Rear"? Because apparently DeSalle does!"

 

Chekov: You have wrong goldshirt! Sulu is on duty tomorrow.


Sulu: "Botany, sir? It's my speciality!," I said. Bah! Never volunteer information!

 

DeSalle: "Now, this'll be the 'Panama Red' row, right Sulu?"



DeSalle: "Go easy on Jaeger, Doctor McCoy, this is the only episode he'll be appearing in......"



Chekov: "Hey DeSalle, Uhura wants to know if that's the same 'short-range phaser rifle' you were braggin' about last night?"

 

Sulu: "Say, DeSalle, you wanna let's have some hot and steamy sex?"

DeSalle: "Well, I guess it beats being working this friggin' garden. Sulu, you're on!"

Sulu: "On top!"

DeSalle: "Don't get greedy."


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Sulu: "Hey, Desalle! How come you wear red on the ship, but gold on landing parties?"
DeSalle: "Well, duh!"

 

DeSalle: Sorry...I thought you were Yeoman Barrows.

 

DeSalle: (Looking at shovel) "You're a spade."

Sulu: "You talking to me?"

DeSalle: "No, I was talking to this spade. I always call them that."


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Chekov:Uh, meester DeSalle, your phaser is rubbing up against my beckside..
DeSalle: That's not my phaser...

 

Jaeger: "Why did we pick the Rainforest Cafe again?"

DeSalle: "Well, let's see if we can persuade them to seat us a little faster this time."

McCoy (to self): "Why don't they just listen to me and try the Stinking Gorn?"

 

DeSalle: "I just remembered something."

Jaegar: "What?"

DeSalle: "I have zero experience leading landing parties."

McCoy: "Pffft. Jim wings it all the time."