Cap Con 66 First Rule of Acquisition, Dont Talk About Acquisition

Nerys Myk

Sgt Pepper

Premium Member

• Apr 2, 2011

• #1

But first the Winners!

But Baby Award

Jonas Grumby said:

Woman: "Wow! Smooth as a baby's behind!"
Archer: "It's because I always shave with a fresh, sharp razor."
Woman: "Really? Because Lieutenant Reed says it's because you're seriously lacking in testosterone."

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My Stalag is Your Stalag Award

Kirby said:

Reed: You're wrong, it's a great impression, here, let me try again... "Hoooogan! 30 days in the cooler for LeBeau and Newkirk!"

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Hail To the King Baby Award

Bob Karo said:

Alien: There was a time you found me beautiful.

Archer: Baby, you got real ugly!

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Whine With That Cheese Award

Jonas Grumby said:

Trip: "Say 'cheese'!"
T'Pol (OS): "That is most illogical. There is nothing about this situation that has even a remote connection to cheese or any other type of food."
Travis: "Sheesh! I guess this is why you never see a picture of a Vulcan smiling."

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Your Prize:

 

Nerys Myk

Sgt Pepper

Premium Member

• Apr 2, 2011

• #2

And now this contest's pics:

 

Gil T.Azell

Rear Admiral

Rear Admiral

• Apr 3, 2011

• #3

Clean up on the bridge

 

Jonas Grumby

Vice Admiral

Admiral

• Apr 3, 2011

• #4

Thanks for the wins, Nerys Myk!

Ferengi: "She's out cold. Hmm. I wonder if Vulcans ever carry any cash..."

*Door swishes open*
Archer (OS): "Trip? What the hell...?"
Trip: "Oh, Christ! This is not what it looks like, Cap'n, I swear!"

 

LeadHead

Director of Comedy

Premium Member

• Apr 3, 2011

• #5

The Creepy Ferengi Alarm Clock didn't sell well for obvious reasons.

Archer: (thinking) The brainpower of this group couldn't light a match.

Archer: Don't do it Trip!

Trip: What? She said she wanted a dose of Tiger Blood!

A second later, T'Pol demonstrated the Vulcan Neck Snap.

 

The Laughing Vulcan

Admiral

Admiral

• Apr 3, 2011

• #6

Ferengi: "Now this is my kind of canon violation!"

 

Smellincoffee

Commodore

Commodore

• Apr 3, 2011

• #7

Far-Right Ferengi: What does he mean, "destruction of the urban bourgeoisie?"

 

PikeFan

Commander

Red Shirt

• Apr 3, 2011

• #8

Ferengi: Dude! Vulcan booby!

Archer: You some fugly bitches.

I'm not asleep!

Beavis: Dude, dude check it out! heh heh heh

Buthead: I like seein her boobies...

Beavis: Dude I know. The big eared freaks all like BOOOOIIING!!!

 

Admiral Shran

Admiral

Admiral

• Apr 4, 2011

• #9

Nerys Myk said:

Your Prize:

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Now that's a top quality prize right there. Now I'm even more sad that I didn't win.

 

CorporalCaptain

Nerd

Premium Member

• Apr 4, 2011

• #10

Really. What must i do to win one of those?

 

Mistral

Vice Admiral

Admiral

• Apr 4, 2011

• #11

Jonas Grumby said:

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Trip: "This GHB should have you going in no time. Heh, heh, heh..."

 

Schistocerca

Lieutenant Commander

Red Shirt

• Apr 5, 2011

• #12

The campaign for Calvin Klein's new after shave "Desperation" was a big flop.

 

LeadHead

Director of Comedy

Premium Member

• Apr 5, 2011

• #13

Crew Nap Time was interrupted by Ferengi, Archer decided it was best to ignore them, similarly the fans had a similar plan regarding the episode.

Trip: Just cause a man's in his underwear, you assume the worst.

T'Pol: I am merely concerned since you now are wearing fewer layers and "pigged out" on burritos at lunch.

 

CorporalCaptain

Nerd

Premium Member

• Apr 5, 2011

• #14

Ferengi: Such ears!

 

Bob Karo

Captain

Captain

• Apr 5, 2011

• #15

Thanks for the win!

Not a captain, but a soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

 

Hopeful Romantic

cat coddler

Moderator

• Apr 6, 2011

• #16

LeadHead said:

The Creepy Ferengi Alarm Clock didn't sell well for obvious reasons.

Archer: (thinking) The brainpower of this group couldn't light a match.

A second later, T'Pol demonstrated the Vulcan Neck Snap.

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Dude, you're on fire this week!

 

Schistocerca

Lieutenant Commander

Red Shirt

• Apr 6, 2011

• #17

Ferengi: Hang on, her wigs not on straight.

First Ferengi: Is his wig on straight?
Second Ferengi: Search me?

Trip: Use this tube of toupee tape. It will keep your wig on straight.

T'Pol: Here let me help you, your wigs not on straight.
Ferengi: Ok...wait it's a trap, I'm not wearing a wig!

 

Kirby

Rear Admiral

Rear Admiral

• Apr 8, 2011

• #18

Hey Thanks for the win!

I don't have a caption here, but I think it's funny and sad that Clint Howard in Ferengi make up looks exactly like Clint Howard.

Trip: Why is it that every time a female directs an episode I end up in my underwear?

George Takei as a Ferengi: Ohhhhhhhhh Maaaaaaacs!

 

E-Blonde

Lieutenant

Red Shirt

• Apr 9, 2011

• #19

Dim witted Ferengi: "He showed me one of his females taking a shower. So I gave him half our gold."

Trip hates how the zit puller soils his uniform.

 

LeadHead

Director of Comedy

Premium Member

• Apr 9, 2011

• #20

HopefulRomantic said:

Dude, you're on fire this week!

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Thanks!

Jolene Blalock: Just try it, Creepazoid.

Ethan Phillips: What is this? Your people said I'd be the only actor from a previous series in this episode!

Scott Bakula: Well, Combs and Howard said they'd only do this on the condition of anonymity.

Connor Trineer: You guys owe me big time for this, I demand a well thought out, very popular and appropriate ending for my character at the end of the series!