QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

DAMN IT, I KEEP MIXING UP THE DETAILS!

ALSO; CHARRED DAMSELS IN DISTRESS ARE NO FUN AT ALL!

 

YO, HO--YO, HO--
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

WE KINDLE AND CHAR, ENFLAME AND IGNITE--
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES, YO HO!
WE BURN UP THE CITY, WE'RE REALLY A FRIGHT--
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES, YO HO--

YO, HO--YO, HO--
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

 

THE PIRATES WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING!!

 

WHEN I WAS JUST A LAD, LOOKING FOR MY TRUE VOCATION

MY FATHER SAID, "NOW SON, THIS CHOICE DESERVES DELIBERATION!

THOUGH YOU COULD BE A DOCTOR, OR PERHAPS A FINANCIER,

MY BOY, WHY NOT CONSIDER A MORE CHALLENGING CAREER?!!

 

BLUE SINGING PLANTS MAKE ME HAPPY!!!

 

AS LONG AS THEY DON'T EAT ME!

 

ESPECIALLY NOT IN THE MIDDLE AGES!

I WANT MY CASTLE BACK!

 

IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY AND I DON'T CARE WHO WINS!!!!!

 

IT'S ONLY A MODEL!!

 

YES, AND ITS MY MODEL!!

 

YEAH, RIGHT! AND NEXT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT MY DVDS AREN'T HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS!

FUNNY MAN, YOU ARE!

AND IT'S MY CASTLE! THE KING GAVE US THE TITLE! NEENER, NEENER, NEEEEENER!

 

BUT THE KING IS A LIE!!!

...

AND SO IS THE CAKE!!!

 

NO, THEY'RE NOT!

STOP SAYING THAT!

IT'S MY KING! IT'S MY CASTLE! AND IT'S MY CAKE!

THEY PROMISED ME! THEY PROMISED ME!

 

CHECKMATE, BITCHES!

 

DAMN, ANNA TORV IS [HIGHLIGHT]HOT[/HIGHLIGHT]!!!

 

SHE'S SMOKIN' HAWT!

 

THE WOMEN!!!!!

 

OH CANADA!!!!!

 

THE STILL SWEET STILL SWEET STILL SWEETNESS OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

THE SHOUTY SWEETNESSES!!