[Boring Issue][Strong Irrational Feeling or Emotion]

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[Joins the thread late with a link to an old blog post about [boring issue].]

 

Now that [Boring Issue] and its [Strong Irrational Feeling or Emotion] has become [National Boring Issue], posts [extra, semi-relevant content] about [National Boring Issue].

[enjoins posters to update thoughts on [Boring Issue] in light of [extra, semi-relevant content] and whether they still have [Strong Irrational Feeling or Emotion].

([in reality, missed thread, decided on necro hand-jive]).

 

[obligatory 'in before the lock' animated .gif']

 

[thread narcolepsy rant]

[stealth edit to replace "narcolepsy" with "necromancy"]

 

[threadbomb with gaming-zombie reference for resurrecting dead thread]

 

[obligatory shout about female mammary glands]

 

[clever acronym indicating that thread is too long, therefore this poster did not read it]

 

[accuses every other poster in this thread of being racist, for a reason related to [boring issue]]

 

[declares Boring Issue important. Cites again [extra, semi-relevant content]]

 

[Stating the obvious]startanewthread[/stating the obvious]

 

[continuation of ideas important! Merntions "family trees!" for no apparent reason]

 

The dead need their rest.