5 words only

everyone to laugh frenetically. "Hahahahaha...

 

" But suddenly, a Suliban was

 

caught stealing Chef's Doritos dip.

 

"I've a good mind to

 

slap you, Suliban!" Chef yelled.

 

"It's not easy being green."

 

Chef headlocked the Suliban and

 

Phlox sedated him. "What should

 

we do with him, Captain?"

 

There wasn't a correct answer.

 

Porthos farted on his face.

 

before it was decided to

 

chain him to the radiator

 

and beat him with sticks.

 

T'Pol pointed out that this

 

kind of banter would only

 

lead to hula-dancing and

 

other forms of depravity. She

 

brought up the Treaty of

 

Tendinitis III, which succinctly states