VFWCC #24 - One Night Caption

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  1. Akiraprise

    Akiraprise To Ꝏ & BEYOND! Moderator

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    I think it's time to move on to another contest. Not sure where Lucy wandered off to again. ;)

    I thought this one by Triskelion was pretty good. :techman:
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    Well it's my own fault. I asked for more characterization.

    Honorable mention to Mistral:
    Chakotay: "Listen, bitch, you're gonna tell me how you put this shit on my face and, more importantly, how to get it off or I swear, I will kiss you! Or kill you-I get those two confused sometimes."

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    The next image for your captioning consideration:
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  2. SilentP

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  3. Cuhl

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    You never forget the first time you saw "Threshold."
     
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  4. Captain Crow

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    Neelix: I suddenly have a craving for milk.


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    Klingon Woman: What do you think you're doing?

    Neelix: I'm trying to hear the ocean.
     
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  5. Lucy of Nine

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    I'm here, I was just waiting for a message in my inbox that you were ready... its all ok. Can you just PM me when you're done with this comp? Did you wanna take them in turns? I dont mind either way!? :)
     
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  6. Lucy of Nine

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    OOPS - I just saw YOU DID leave me a message... I totally missed it. SORRY hon!
     
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  7. Akiraprise

    Akiraprise To Ꝏ & BEYOND! Moderator

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    It's all good. In a week you can end this one and pick a winner. Running one contest already is enough for me. :)
     
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    Neelix regretted drinking that much vodka
     
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    Neelix: "But...but this looked more fun when they did it on Deep Space Nine."
     
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  11. Triskelion

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    Thanks for the win Akiraprise!

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    Sorry. Apparently Talaxian shrieking translates as "Touchdown!" in Klingon.
     
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    NEELIX: "My gods... It, it actually had teeth..."
     
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  14. Rat Boy

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    Neelix (thinking): I thought I saw a hole in the condom.
     
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    Neelix, after tapping Communicator: "Kes, I'll be working late tonight."
     
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    where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
     
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    KLINGON: Thats enough foreplay, lets get into the rough stuff.
     
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    Scene from the movie, Weekend at Neelix's
     
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  20. Lucy of Nine

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    Still a few days left on this comp guys!
     
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