EPISODE IDEAS FOR MATT SMITH'S DOCTOR WHO

Discussion in 'Doctor Who' started by yellowdingo, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. yellowdingo

    yellowdingo Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Here is your chance to slap down a bit of storyline as an idea for new Doctor Who Episodes. Dont forget to include a briefing on what is going on.

    1. THE GOD OF TIME

    Rose halted and stared at it. The TARDIS sat open in the dark alleyway - Inviting. She smiled at the proposal.
    He's offering me...what? Rose Tyler walked toward the Blue Police Box. "All right you...Doctor?"
    Rose vanished through the Door of the TARDIS with a scream of horror. Blood sprayed against the Door of the Police Box and it snapped closed.
    The Light flickered with the wretched cyclic noise of a Gallifreyan Time and Space Displacement Engine.
    Beyond the now Gothic horror that was the console, The naked, preserved Skins of Sarah Jane Smith, Jo Grant, and many other assistants were displayed for the viewing pleasure of a God of Time gone mad with eternity.
    The Sonic Screwdriver pulverized the Bone of the skull allowing the brain of Rose Tyler to be lifted easily from the cavity, eyes dangling as it was lowered into a jar and connected with probes linking it to the temporal targeting array.
    A voice: "I love you Rose..."

    Briefing: DOCTOR WHO's sidkicks are being picked up one by one by a Doctor who has spent eternity going mad. This monster harvests them for their remains - their brains hooked into the Tardis to track down where the Doctor went next with his assistants.



    2. THE MASTER'S EMERGENCE

    The TARDIS materialized in the narrow alley off Baker street. "Here we are." The Doctor's new assistant stared at him with surprise.
    " I thought we were going to some alien world to watch the setting of five suns...or something."
    The Doctor Shook his head. "Jelly Babies!" The red haired girl stared at him. "Jelly Babies?"
    "Rightly so...I found the most amazing shop during a visit to Baker Street in eighteen ninety five."
    "We are...for Jelly Babies?" She was almost ashamed to be on what was apparently now a trip to the shops. The Doctor looked back at her.
    "Not just any Shop...A wonderful little confectioner who makes Jelly babies from Turkish Delight and in assorted flavours and colours." The Doctor stepped from the Door of the TARDIS into the city of London.
    The two pronged fork penetrated both hearts as it pushed though his chest killing him instantly. Karen screamed his name.
    The young assailant walked over to the body and put a boot on the Doctor's Chest, pulling the impaling Fork free. The Doctor was dead.
    "That's my name. Dont wear it out...although I'm thinking of changing it to The Master." The young murderer smiled to himself.
    "The Master will do nicely." The young Master grabbed Karen by the face and pushed her back into the TARDIS. She can be heard screaming as the door slams shut.

    Briefing: The previous Doctor (David Tennant) does not die and regenerate, rather he is murdered by the new Doctor (Matt Smith) who declares himself the Master. The Doctor Who series is then rebooted from the first encounter with the Master - this time with Doctor Who becoming the Master, yet retaining the knowledge of the Master's every failure. This time the Master will be victorious...
     
  2. OmahaStar

    OmahaStar Disrespectful of his betters Admiral

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    Have you actually watched the show?
     
  3. yellowdingo

    yellowdingo Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Dude! I live in Australia...a Commonwealth country. Ive watched every episode since an old geezer and his granddaughter have a run in with her school teachers.
     
  4. captcalhoun

    captcalhoun Admiral Admiral

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    well, you mad drongo, you're a complete rabid dingo if you think they would ever do either of them. especially the first one.
     
  5. Tomalak

    Tomalak Vice Admiral Admiral

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    If you want batshit crazy fanfic, look no further than Sparacus on the OG/GB forum. His Adam Rickett fixation has a legendary place within fandom.

    Additionally, Jelly Babies were invented in 1919 as post-war "peace sweets", so a nineteenth century shop would not have sold them. Poor research.
     
  6. Cky

    Cky Captain Captain

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    Yeah man, what the hell? Let's have the Doctor rape someone next, great.
     
  7. yellowdingo

    yellowdingo Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Those 'modern' jelly babies were based on little shapes made of turkish delight that were made long before 1919...so phuutt! to your history source.

    Now Anyone with a creative Horror Bone in their body?
     
  8. Starkers

    Starkers Admiral Admiral

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    Creative horror bone? I have several, none of them fit with your sick Saw/Hostel version of a family tv show however so I'll pass...
     
  9. Messianni

    Messianni Commodore Commodore

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    Wow, those sucked out of control.

    Here, post those here instead: http://www.fanfiction.net

    You say you've seen every episode of the show yet you obviously have no clue what Doctor Who is about at its core. What loads of shit.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

    Guy Gardener Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Skinning Sarah Jane?

    there are better ways to get inside her.

    Delightful.

    Did he go native on Raxacoricofallapatorius?

    Has there been any semi official off canon stories about the Vayleyard? Books, comics? because after watching the Ultimate Enemy the other day, he doesn't seem too bad compared to any one else that's dying in need of spare parts.
     
  11. Messianni

    Messianni Commodore Commodore

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    I just realized what makes this even more of a failure: he actually refers to him as "Doctor Who".

    No one who actually watches the show refers to him as Doctor Who.
     
  12. Brendan Moody

    Brendan Moody Vice Admiral Admiral

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  13. Allyn Gibson

    Allyn Gibson Vice Admiral Admiral

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    In addition to the stories described in the Wikipedia article Brendan linked to, my own "The Spindle of Necessity" (from Short Trips: The Quality of Leadership and reprinted in Short Trips: Re:Collections) deals with the Valeyard. Specifically, the Doctor's perception of who and what the Valeyard was in "Trial" and its immediate aftermath.
     
  14. Mad Jack Wolfe

    Mad Jack Wolfe Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Wow. Just... wow. Awful doesn't begin to describe...
     
  15. The Badger

    The Badger Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Im in ur Tardis, violating ur canon.
    God, these are like the worst excesses of the New Adventures novels.
     
  16. DWF

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  17. Australis

    Australis Writer - Australis Admiral

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    They have SERIOUS drugs in Darwin. And it's hot. Really hot, as in Mad Dogs and Englishmen hot.

    Dude, want to do horror, do horror. Dr Who is NOT horror, it's family viewing stuff.

    What were you thinking?
     
  18. Cutter John

    Cutter John Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Oh my. So its 'Clive Barker Presents: Doctor Who' now?
     
  19. The

    The Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Wow! :lol:

    Hey, it's original, I'll give you that, yellowdingo. Fantastic imagination! A bit twisted from the normal Who-verse perspective, but original and creative if nothing else. I'll give you that, you sick fuck... :lol: :techman:
     
  20. naux_warr

    naux_warr Ensign Newbie

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    Sick the doctor would never do that and you wonder why you are being told differnt? You should rewatch the epsoides and learn the nature of the show. (not a horror fic that no one really wants to watch but the serail killers)