The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

"The horror!" Spock cried.

"Monster!"

 

"Where?" asked Janeway "I'll kill it!"

 

"You're Starfleet's one woman army. Go

 

personally equip every ship with fifty

 

holographic simulations of yourself, only then

 

can we rid the galaxy of transporter

 

psychosis and holo-addiction, because every holo-addict

 

is a weak link in our

 

utopian society, we're writing them out

 

posthaste."
But Kirk himself was secretly

 

addicted to the reality show holo

 

Janeway and the holo Cosby Kids

 

so Janeway fined him 80000001 quatloos

 

and cut off his little fingers

 

, which, due to his intoxicated state,

 

and his masochism, he quite enjoyed

 

disgusting Janeway who backed away

 

and called her secret allies, the

 

Pakleds to deal with him by

 

drugging him and extracting all his