The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Oh my! No, thank you!"

"I

 

have plans for a date with

 

a Horta called Steve. I expect

 

it will be a hot one!"

 

"Let me share some advice

 

to prevent accidental burns in the

 

act of love." Kirk leered. "I

 

have had........ enough of............ you!"
Kicking

 

his inflatable Klingon in the face

 

"Ridiculous." muttered McCoy.

"I don't know,

 

I'm actually rather fond of inflatable

 

tribble, which was promptly shoved down

 

the trash chute. I also like

 

committing crimes against humanity such as

 

when the tribble was shoved up

 

onto the stage to distract Uhuru

 

from distracting the Nimbusian chaps who

 

were trying to take over the

 

Burrito stall just inside the town

 

which was run by Admiral Cartwright