The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

small lizard as attempt to

 

gain the favour of the lovely

 

Lwaxana Troi, with whom I intend

 

to party like its my birthday

 

"Everybody let's prepare for wedding by

 

working out and getting a telepathic

 

person to caress of our minds

 

except the ferengi guests who are

 

probably going to terrorize us by

 

selling everyone haemorrhoid cream that doesn't

 

do what it says on the

 

tin. Instead, it causes bumpy red

 

buboes to erupt on your face

 

followed by a painful flatulence episode

 

which interrupts your sessions of intimate

 

hokey cokey, which is the highlight

 

of this story. A little bit

 

ago, Kirk had a memorable encounter

 

with a banana that had achieved

 

a state of rigidity known as