The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

. Picard interrupted, "Money is no longer

 

traded for goods and services in

 

the Federation, maybe the Ferengi can

 

grow you a new pair of

 

trousers. You appear to need them."

 

I'll have you know I'm going

 

to a Betazoid wedding. That requires

 

me to think very clean thoughts

 

including how to scrub the dilithium

 

kajiggers and underneath the Captain's fingernails.

 

Betazoid weddings greatly pleased Picard because

 

he was an immense pervert with

 

a plan to secretly record all

 

private messages and read them in

 

front of everyone. Deanna objected because

 

she had already read them and

 

they were ordinary. She preferred salacious

 

holonovels she got from Quark when

 

visiting DS9 in "Birthright."
These holonovels

 

are okay but I prefer more