VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Seska offered to perform unusual

 

Variations on Kazon salsa dancing

 

for unattractive crewmembers for free

 

Which pleased Neelix greatly, because

 

he's considered "unattractive" on most

 

Social media character attractiveness-ranking boards.

 

except the fringe site "Men

 

With spotty faces and sideburns

 

resembling muttonchops."
Kes frequently browsed

 

Said site while giggling madly

 

like some kind of deranged

 

Vidiian who grafted a Kazon

 

Nose on himself, because he

 

wanted to smell Neelix's special

 

Takarian grub-roach pie, garnished with

 

1000 year old leola root

 

pickled in essence of Ocampan

 

extracted by the Supreme Talaxian

 

Overlord.
A blue police box

 

was crushed when Voyager landed