The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

photograph of Chekov performing an unhygienic

 

act involving stuffing marshmelons up his

 

phaser rifle barrel, which was a

 

prelude to aiming it at his

 

sisters husband, who was suspected of

 

criticizing the President of the Federation

 

and his dog which was really

 

overweight and bore an uncanny resemblance

 

to Spock, due to misguided attempts

 

to make dog/sehlat hybrids to

 

accommodate half-Vulcanian ambassadors that liked

 

chocolate sauce poured all over their

 

pear-shaped instruments and their incredibly

 

small yet sturdy tricorders made from

 

jelly and strawberry flavoured ice cream

 

Spock was treated for acute diabetes

 

, so treated himself to a new

 

wardrobe including onesies, bibs, nightcaps and

 

a t-shirt with a picture of

 

a pink Vulcanian teddy bear on