Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This #580: Last Moments

Kirk immediately regretted sharing his experience on Platonius with the Enterprise D crew.

 

Outside of a starship, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a starship, shut up Wesley.

 

Wesley (OS): But that doesn't rhyme with Tasha

Data: Shut up, Wesley

 

Riker: I found it! I found the bathroom!



Worf: ...and here we have Commander Data modeling a look from our Springtime in Engineering collection: this streamlined yellow and black number will put a real spring in your warp core!



Sometimes a cigar is just a strange comic device used by a mischievous omnipotent being.

 

.... and that is why we all think this should be the new captain's uniform design.

 

Troi tried desperately to keep a straight face while filming Picard's fart scene. Take 47...

 

Everyone knew Troi threw the TV dinner tray onto the floor but everyone covered for her with grampa asked.

 

Troi began to sense the inappropriate thoughts from the cameraman.


Commander William T. Riker, hide-and-seek champion 2369.

 

Riker's one man show wasn't the hit with the crew that he had been hoping for,

 

After Riker shoved his former Imzadi's corpse into the closet for thinking of inappropriate thoughts about the cameraman, he proceeded to find Mr. Worf for an encore...

 

Rikers Personal Log: "Why the hell did we build a set when could have just used the holoeck?"

 

Picard: Make it Smoke

 

Another successful meeting of the "Let's Taunt Worf Society".

 

The Enterprise 'dress like a Klingon day' always had one holdout...

 

In a surprise upset Worf defeats Data in the daily bridge crew staring contest.

 

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