VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

married to commander Chakotay and

 

Lieutenant Junior Grade Carl Sponk

 

simultaneously, in accordance with Denobulan

 

rules and regulations. Tuvok was

 

preparing a secret weapon that

 

makes people laugh to death

 

as soon as they begin

 

their faces become deep purple

 

and they quickly asphyxiate unless

 

given the kiss of life

 

by someone below the legal

 

height to ride space mountain

 

. Strangely, only Chakotay survived Tuvock's

 

ordeal, protected by his tattoo

 

and his predilection for young

 

freshly laid eggs that he

 

squeezed out of his own

 

chickens, which was an Indian

 

stereotype that he protested against.

 

"Not this shit again!" interrupted