The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Kellogg's All Bran cereal bars to

 

unsuspecting Nimbusians who mistook them for

 

healthy food. Meanwhile on the Excelsior

 

Sulu was arguing with Rand about

 

the best way to change a

 

stembolt. "If you'd just use one

 

then Valtane wouldn't complain."
Tuvok's tea

 

had too much sugar which caused

 

him to grow unnecessary abdominal fat

 

because Sulu insisted that Tuvok taste

 

his special blend of pumpkin spice

 

and amok sauce (made with the

 

aphrodisiac that always drove Chekov to

 

a frenzy. Rand noticed that Tuvok

 

got a tattoo of an Orion

 

celebrity on his goldfishes anal fin

 

when Janeway materialized.
Rand demanded, "Tuvok,

 

don't you know tattooing pets is

 

who's that woman?" to which

 

is forbidden by Starfleet rules? You