Contest: ENTER VGR Caption Contest #216: The One With Giant Hirogen In It

Tuvock: That ain't two metres.

 

Neelix: Is something wrong?

Chakotay: I’d say so...

Neelix: Bad news from home?

Chakotay: Not exactly. It seems my sister thought I was home the whole time. It turns out the city decided to plant a tree in front of her house...

 

Knee-licks: Something interesting?

Choc-o latte: New directives from Starfleet, maintain six feet of separation, wear face covering, avoid touching, gloves, frequently clean all surfaces.

Knee-licks: Anything else?

Choc-o latte: Yes, adopt a highly judgemental attitude toward anyone who doesn't comply.

Knee-lick: Well, that last will make certain people very happy.

Choc-o latte: Yes ... won't it.

 

Paramount eventually rejected the pilot for "Star Trek: Shades of Grey"

 

EMH: If we're done here, Mr Neelix has expressed adding "Alien Jerky" to the menu...he's already circulating it to the crew...

 

Neelix: What's wrong, Commander?
Chakotay: It's a "Dear John" letter from my spirit guide.

 

Tuvok: What do you want?

Alien: Would you like to dance?

Disco ball lowers from ceiling.

Tuvok: Aww hell.

 

Tuvok: who is attacking us?

Seven: I'm not sure, but it looks like moose and squirrel

 

Neelix, offscreen: FULL MOON!

Seven: EEW! It's like a pockmarked sun!

Tuvok: Now I know how Spock felt when he looked directly at Kollos!

 

"and the Andorian says, 'Your brother? I thought it was your wife!'

 

HIROGEN: I am Bane -- and I could kill you... but death would only end your agony -- and silence your shame. Instead, I will simply... BREAK YOU!
TUVOK: Wait..what?

 

I have given you all the liberties you have asked for doctor, but this outfit is totally inappropriate for you.

 

Tuvok: It appears to be a trophy room captain
Chakotay: We're all gonna die
Paris: ooh, ooh, I know! Predator right? I watched that last night. Hey, what's that moving behind u.......?

 

Kirk: Bones! Friends of yours?
McCoy: You sonofabitch.

 

THE DOCTOR: It's the tapeworm I uncoiled from B'Elanna's small intestine. I'll never understand the Klingon penchant for eating live worms...

 

THE DOCTOR: This was Commander Chakotay's animal guide. Please tell me we had a nice, peaceful first contact with these Hirogen people...

 

Fresh BBQ hot off the grill! (I already ate Chakotay, sorry...)

 

Past incarnations of the Doctor, as recollected by Novice Hame.

 

Tuvok: Where'd th' cheese go at? Bitch!