No Starfleet Academy cadet ever takes the Kobayashi Saru Test -- they all chicken out before it begins.
Not having enough pizza to go around for the Enterprise crew reunion party at his cabin, Will Riker sent out for Dominionos...
Why did Garak buy all the Brillo pads in the store? He was intrigued by the possibilities of steel wool.
Do you genuinely come up with another one every couple of minutes, or do you have a collection and just post them one by one?
A joke, but it is a big STAR TREK: PICARD spoiler. Do not read unless you have seen the last episode of season 1. Spoiler: STAR TREK: PICARD Spoiler... How was Picard's body taken home for burial? He was hoisted by his own Picard.
When Worf heard the Klingon advocate talk about icing on the cake he thought he actually meant frosting.
Well, there's a particular joke format going around twitter right now, and as expected, some Trek variants are cropping up too. Here are a few I've read: I was going to tell a joke about Star Trek: Lower Decks but Europeans wouldn't get it. I had a joke about the ba'ku and it aged really well actually. I came up with a joke about the Borg, but...well, I say I cam up with it - it was more of a collective effort tbh. I know a really complex joke about the Borg but it’ll take a while to assimilate. None of the above are actually mine, but this last one is; I had a joke about the Vulcan death grip, but I totally just made it up.
Way to back down so quickly. We want to see blood! What did the Klingon say when he dropped his son off at the brothel? It's time to get honor!
About that talaxian proverb: "when the road ahead splits in two, take the third path." That would mean go back where you came from, stupid!