The jar of pickles anticipated Brophy's needs ahead of time and opened itself exactly when he needed it. Brophy can program the Universe.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : No! It CAN'T be! Dr. Peter Venkman : What is it? Dr. Raymond Stantz : It CAN'T be! Dr. Peter Venkman : What did you DO, Ray? Winston Zeddemore : Oh, shit! Dr. Raymond Stantz : It's Brian Brophy!
When they need someone to get in Phil Dick's head Who did they call? Brian Brophy! And a suit-wearin' dude to give parole to Red? Who did they call? Brian Brophy! I ain't had enough Broph I ain't had enough Broph For an arrogant guy obsessed with android lives Who did they call? Brian Brophy! A bald Nazi guy killin' with guns and knives? Who did they call? Brian Brophy! I ain't had enough Broph I ain't had enough Broph Who ya gonna call? Brian Brophy! Hey, if you wanna see, pick up a DVD And watch... Brian Brophy! I ain't had enough Broph He's in Kiss The Girls I ain't had enough Broph Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Who you gonna call? Brian Brophy! Hmmm, if you need a dose I'll tell ya who's the most You better call... Brian Brophy Let me tell you somethin' Brophy makes me feel good I ain't had enough Broph I ain't had enough Broph Don't get caught alone, oh no Cute but sexist doc, stabbed right in the eye? Who did they call? Brian Brophy! Need a ME doc, cuttin' up dead guys? Who did they call? Brian Brophy! I ain't had enough Broph I ain't had enough Broph Castin' a lovelorn bloke, buildin' android twins? I think you better call... Brian Brophy! Because everybody knows, Brophy's made of wins Ugh, really shoulda called... Brian Brophy! Who you gonna call? Brian Brophy! Who can you call? Brian Brophy! They didn't hear us! Who you gonna call? Brian Brophy! Louder! Brian Brophy! Who you gonna call? Brian Brophy! Who can you call? Brian Brophy!!
Brophy would have just commented on how toxic it was and moved on to how he was going to dismantle the Tal Shiar agent by agent. Here's one: Brophy intimidates Benjamin Sisko. Too far?