Not Trek related but I went to buy a BBQ from B&Q and the guy showing me one said "It can hold your meat" I was dying to say "Do you have to take it on a couple of dates first?"
Nothing since August. I miss this thread. Not been a year though, so here goes: A Vulcan, an Andorian and a Tellarite walk into a 22nd century pub. Barman says, "is this some kind of a joke?"
Once in the past, while time traveling Data's vocal processor went offline, he was mistaken by the people there for Marcel Marceau...
Why did the alien who took over Data's body try and pretend to be Data at first in season 5? He was a conn officer. Why did EMH 2 act like a asshole to our Doctor? He was a real dick. What caused the transporters to start making blue crystal meth all of sudden? The Heisenberg Compensator Jason
Question: How many Betazoid counselors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: One, but the lightbulb must want to change. Question: How many good old country doctors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer! Question: How many Q does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: One. He holds it up and changes the rotational constant of the universe. Kirk: Bones, go work on the engines! McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer! Kirk: Bones, take over at the helm! McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pilot! Kirk: Bones, go help those injured people! McCoy: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a -- never mind, I'll get right on it.