Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #210: The One That Never Happened Part 2

Even the latest Borg technology was not immune from the cup holder craze.

 

[Neelix screaming off screen]

Janeway: Oh dear. Neelix is on fire. Someone should really do something.

[Janeway stands there for a few minutes. Neelix's screams eventually stop]

Janeway: Shame there was no way to save him. Also a shame it now smells like a crorss between burnt dog hair, a used diaper, and a garbage dumpster that hasn't been emptied in six months.





Seven: No mini marshmallows? I should have stayed in the Borg Collective.

 

Seven "Touch my arse again and I'll fucking assimilate you"

 

Seven: Hm, both the smell and the taste are extremely unpleasant *smacks lips* and yet very familiar. *sniffs* And you're sure this isn't Borg industrial degreaser? I'm familiar with Earth's atmosphere, and I'm certain this level of toxicity would not be present in the condensation regardless of the elevation.

Ensign Kim (off-screen): It's...not...literally mountain dew.

 

7: Smug, confident, secure, because you are sane! Do you know what madness is or how it strikes?

 

JANEWAY: Damn Talaxian Christmas trees!

 

The Tholian Webcam

 

When you feel your luck turns around when you are assigned the hot brains girl as your lab partner.

 

SEVEN OF NINE: Supervisor 194's servo is most efficient.

 

Cave of Wonders creepy deep voice: Who disturbs my slumber?!

 

Neelix's leelo root chili night in action...



Janeway: "Oh dear God -- Bridge, air out the mess hall."




Harry: "Now that's funny, I tell you what."

 

Kim: "The Aristocrats!" Get it.. get it...!
Seven: Nobody likes you.

 

7 of 9: "My auditory implant has detected a sudden low-frequency sound fluctuation; sputtering at first, but then ending in a whimpering squeak. Ensign Kim, do you know the source of this mystery sound?"

 

Janeway: Hey let me in guys! I know what you're doing in there! I'm cool!
(The Captain was always trying to get into the crews pot smoking circle.)

 

7 o' 9: Why are you smiling?
Kimmie: I'll tell you later, after I tell Tom ... and Chakotay ... and the rest of the guys on the ship ... and that girl in supply.

 

7: Crewman Chell informed me you have a "bromance" with Lt. Paris.

 

Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.

 

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

 

Catarina, I think you're probably the only one who read my sophisticated fart joke entry. ;-)

 

7: Sunglasses? Indoors?