Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #572: Basic Tricorder Operation and Maintenence

Data: "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
Big Booty Beverly: "Crusher to Bridge, I cant' seem to shut him off; the switched is jammed, looks like somebody stuck a penny in there."




Geordi: "According to my scams, doctor Crusher does indeed have a big booty."
Picard: "Agreed."

 

Data: Doctor, I must request that you do not deactivate me. I am detecting a Psyduck in this area.

 

Geordi: According to my tricorder, the smell is coming from over there.

Beverly: Don't take a drink Will, Worf shit in there.
Worf: Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.


Data: Thank you Doctor, my pants WERE about to fall down.

 

One minute later...
Data: "You can stop looking now, doctor. My prosthetic posterior has not changed appearance since you first peered in."

 

PICARD: Did you find the key, Doctor?
CRUSHER: Yes, a few more turns and Data should be up and running.

 

DATA: Doctor, you seem to have reached an odd functional impasse and are stuck.
CRUSHER: I'm trying to get unstuck, Data... you have to unclench...

 

Data: I am detecting a new contest, it will arrive this weekend and include winners.

Crusher: (thinking) Sure... you can't even zip up your uniform without help...

 

I'm glad you're back!! I love those contests!! And I like the so-called back format, it makes focusing my limited brain power much easier.

Geordi: Dammit, T-Mobile has such terrible coverage in Engineering.

Worf: Is that a bald spot, Commander?

Data: Yeeeeow, your hands are cold!!

 

Not cool

 

And this male doesn't either.

I know it can be difficult to find the line, as we have may captions referencing Riker's libido and Geordi's dating disasters, but that's not what those captions were.

To me, it's like T'Bonz said, I don't find joking about upskirt photos or rape to be funny.

 

On a happier note, the new contest featuring winners from this and the previous contest will be up tonight!

(I know there's more winners from before that need to happen, they will within the next couple of weeks)

 

New Contest is up!